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A tuxedo cat waving its paw as if to beckon a person to follow them.
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Is it because of this outfit?
Kash wears some puzzling boots inspecting a full size pink Lego Cadillac at the F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix along with Kristy Noem.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Allan Dershowitz, the Martha’s Vineyard nudist?
It’s Jim Downy on Conan’s podcast, of course.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The Onion’s “the worst person you know just made a good point” guy stares out at you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A photo of Dwight from The Office in his grandfather’s tuxedo. In 'Casino Night' Dwight mentions he's wearing the tuxedo his late grandfather was buried in, and a few episodes later in 'Grief Counseling' Dwight mentions his grandfather was reburied in an oil drum - indicating how he got the tux.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Chris Parnell in Anchorman looking a lot like the Decemberists guy, I swear.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Is this?
Elon Musk shirtless on a yacht in Mykonos. His torso is polygonal.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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THIS guy turned out to be full of shit? Incredible turn of events.
The Trump FEMA chief showing up to a disaster dressed like a 1970’s Vegas hustler.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Hmm.
Key Details on Investor Activity: • Seattle Metro Area: Large institutional investors (with portfolios of more than 100 homes) increased their holdings by 31% between April and June 2025. When all investors were included, purchases rose by 16% in the same period.
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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That’s Scut Farkus.
The deranged child bully Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story in a menacing pose in a snowy alley.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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EPSTEIN: FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE - Fire and Fury - The Podcast Nov 3, 2024 — Speaker 2 (04:23): Would you like an omelet? Would you like a monte Cristo. He would reel this off and you would be kind
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Very Kramer-coded (the way it should have stayed), and yeah it would do the trick.
Kramer from Seinfeld enjoying a visit to OTB.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Terry Gilliam had our era figured out pretty well 40 years ago.
From Terry Gillian’s movie Brazil, a wealthy woman has her skin pulled tightly back by her plastic surgeon.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Oscar from The Office dressed as a dinosaur. He’s saying “actually, I’m the Electoral College.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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For those that don’t know, the “Flood” in Halo are a species of highly virulent parasitic organisms that consumes whole galaxies by moving in and taking over the existing population, if you want to know how the edge-lord Brownshirts running our government view immigrants to the United States.
Various grotesque examples of Flood creatures from Halo.
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Me trying to make it to through the day…
A claw arcade machine called “Proud Litter Steps”.
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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After consultation with his brother (left), I’m sure. Normal people who know other normal people.
Rahm Emanuel’s brother Ari on his megayacht hosing a shockingly pale Elon Musk down. Musk’s midsection is trapezoidal somehow.
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I made it until 2025 without knowing this revolting tidbit.

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In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death.
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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“Russ Vought. The Director of the OMB?”
Jim Downey on Conan’s podcast doing the “Jeff Epstein, the NY financier?” meme.
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Considering his last meal in the White House was this, I imagine he was shitting a presidential brick.
An extremely grim meal of a blop of cottage cheese on a stack of pineapple and a glass of milk.
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It's never, ever the right move.
The cowardly Rob Lowe wearing an NFL branded hat to an NFL game.
October 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"kids"!!
A conservative "kid" that looks about 45.
October 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It's just these guys but digital.
The cast of VH1's The Pickup Artist, looking extremely unqualified to give dating advice.
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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You gotta really get that napkin situated for full coverage, Tommy DeVito style.
Joe Pesci’s character in Goodfellas, Tommy, eating dinner with a big napkin tucked under his chin.
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The month before the election:
The Oct 19, 2024 cover of The Financial Times depicts the US economy using a roll of 100 dollar bills as a rocket ship blasting off. The headline says “THE ENVY OF THE WORLD. America’s Economy, a Special Report”
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM