christi
@christikf.bsky.social
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42 y/o nice southern gal, blissfully married. queer & intersex, trying to stay sane in alabama. into baseball, aew & cats. flavored seltzer advocate & jason benetti’s strongest warrior. dms welcome from mutuals. eat ‘em up tigers! 🧡💙 let’s go barons! ❤️🖤🩶
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christikf.bsky.social
babylon sounds like exactly what i’m looking for! many thanks.
christikf.bsky.social
generally in colder weather, i wanna smell like a classy head shop. in the past i’ve worn belle d’opium, elizabeth and james nirvana black, and lush’s sikkim girls. all of them have been discontinued and i’m down to the dregs. what’s my next move, delicious smelling folks?
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mxfee.bsky.social
Idk how else to explain to people that no, alt text isn't for posting the link so your skeet looks "clean", or solely cracking a joke.

It's fine if your alt text is amusing but the PRIMARY function must always be to describe the image for someone who cannot see it.

Accessibility must come first.
christikf.bsky.social
aw aaron, you’re the best, sincerely
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aria-gerson.bsky.social
And it also makes me legitimately angry that there is a segment of national baseball discourse that cannot stand to just enjoy stars like Skubal, or Vladdy, or Ramirez, or Chourio, without talking about how great it’s going to be when he’s a Dodger or Yankee.

Let other fanbases have things!
christikf.bsky.social
are you okay babe, you’ve read “the green fields of the mind” four times today. twice out loud, once while full-throat sobbing
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surinashah.bsky.social
baseball will shatter your heart so catastrophically and i already can’t wait to do this again next year. i love my team forever
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jessespector.com
three players have been hospitalized with sunflower seed poisoning
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rockedfaces.bsky.social
If you're reading this, better start warming up, because you--yes, YOU--are about to pitch for the Mariners and/or Tigers
christikf.bsky.social
forgot to check my bp today. i feel like now is perhaps not the time
christikf.bsky.social
what the fuck even is this game
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briesmith.xyz
This one's going to end like we all expected: Joey Cora ripping off his Detroit jersey to reveal a Mariners shirt, hitting Riley Greene with a steel chair
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twesq.bsky.social
Every baseball fan on my timeline right now
christikf.bsky.social
got me asking google stuff like “safe maximum dose omeprazole”
christikf.bsky.social
anybody got brioschi
christikf.bsky.social
i’m gonna need more fizzy water and bitters to survive this game
christikf.bsky.social
either i get more tigers baseball or i’m free from stressing over postseason ball and i get to start this year’s run at persona 5. there’s no weird third thing that can happen here
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violetbrown.bsky.social
Eat gummy, watch baseball
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catherinetinker.bsky.social
my most pollyanna ass belief is that if you actually like america you would want it to be easy for anyone to emigrate here
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detroiter.bsky.social
Manifesting all day. .. #Tigers

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christikf.bsky.social
is the papaya just a flavor element, or is it the chicken replacement? (you know, like how folks make jackfruit “pulled pork”)