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Chris Hine
@chrishine.bsky.social
Man, I don’t even know anymore.
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Cool guys catch 69,000 Pokemon.
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cool guys catch 75000 Pokemon
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
So strange to see Let Down having its moment 28 years later but I am all the way here for it.
September 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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A few words about “peaceful protests.”

1. At least 5% of people are uncontrollable assholes and will behave badly in any situation, let alone a high-tension one. So a large protest without ANYONE throwing shit, yelling slurs or for violence, etc. is likely not achievable.

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June 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is the closest I’ve come to considering buying their game. So I’d say it’s working.
WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
March 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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there's something deeply fascinating about MAGA getting mad at Clippy. Doubly so in this case, when Elon specifally engineered his chatbot to please a group of ppl either lacking reading comprehension skills or too lazy to try.
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
February 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is cute, but no less dumb than freedom fries.
February 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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*Colin Kaepernick kneels*

White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!”

*Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day*

White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”
February 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What I’d like to see is Trump gargle my balls. Then we can negotiate.
Trump on what Trudeau could offer him to change his mind on tariffs: "What I'd like to see -- Canada become our 51st state."
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Trump’s so bad it got me praising Ford. Indeed, they can go fuck themselves. Not a novel take I know, but here we are.
February 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The presidential equivalent of dumping out a basket of folded laundry so the Alzheimer’s patient can fold it again.
not to downplay the ugliness of this but this is the equivalent of busywork. they are giving him executive orders to sign so that it feels like he’s doing something.
Insanity — Trump signs an order blaming Biden and DEI for flight dangers
January 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@samkuffelwx.bsky.social you did nothing wrong; stand tall
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I take no pleasure in reporting that this is all going to get much much stupider
December 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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we're out here pleading for subs money while someone on a salary gets to write this dogshit
December 10, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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if biden pardons microsoft teams that’s when I’ll have a problem
December 3, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Cool guys catch 69,000 Pokemon.
November 29, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I was gonna find out if I had cancer, but I guess I’ll wait and save a little money.
Welcome to the American healthcare system, where Black Friday deals for bloodwork/testing can be found!
November 25, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Did exactly this about 10 days ago. Would recommend.
Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.
November 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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👋 If you’re new here:
We’re a video game podcast currently in our 11th year. Our show is clean & family friendly, so feel free to listen to us with your kids around. We’re grown ups & bring a mature & measured approach to our coverage. We’re a positive space & foster a positive & welcomig communty.
November 14, 2024 at 4:16 AM