Kristi Yumicoochi
@chocl8grl.bsky.social
When I fall in love again, I hope it feels familiar, like a warm voice asking where I've been, and how I got so cold. she/her
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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Anybody canning today? Bc I cannot
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Anybody canning today? Bc I cannot
The way this society views aging is so baffling to me. Aging is a privilege and a blessing. So many people never even get to be the age that I am. The fear of dying or even APPEARING to be closer to death renders us unable to fully live.
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The way this society views aging is so baffling to me. Aging is a privilege and a blessing. So many people never even get to be the age that I am. The fear of dying or even APPEARING to be closer to death renders us unable to fully live.
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If you think your job is not to tell the truth but to "challenge your audience's assumptions" if the latter is in tension with the former then you're going to end up lying. bsky.app/profile/larr...
For my part, I would say that questioning the framing of some Times stories—for example, the highlighting of Trump’s putative emotions or the foregrounding of what he says (even when, as is often the case, what he says is false)—is not an indication that I want my “views validated.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you think your job is not to tell the truth but to "challenge your audience's assumptions" if the latter is in tension with the former then you're going to end up lying. bsky.app/profile/larr...
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Me first thing when I wake up
im so excited to go to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me first thing when I wake up
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“Surprise-cyber Monday extended”
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Surprise-cyber Monday extended”
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
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It has “Christmas In Hollis” and “Let It Snow.” It has Christmas packing tape and a Christmas tree at a Christmas party. It has a Santa suit and “HO-HO-HO.” It happens at Christmas and involves a visit for Christmas. This is not a hard question.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It has “Christmas In Hollis” and “Let It Snow.” It has Christmas packing tape and a Christmas tree at a Christmas party. It has a Santa suit and “HO-HO-HO.” It happens at Christmas and involves a visit for Christmas. This is not a hard question.
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in the uk it's giving chewsday innit
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
in the uk it's giving chewsday innit
I used Mandrake for a while in 2001 (liked it a lot) and then later on opted for a dual-boot with Ubuntu, but found I liked gaming too much so I switched to just Windows or using the flavor of Linux on my MacBook, but I've found myself curious lately to see what's new in Linux Land (tm).
28 years ago, I learned about this amazing thing called Linux.
I immediately drove down to Best Buy and bought a boxed set of Red Hat 5.0. Probably the best $50 I've ever spent!
What was your first Linux distro?
#Linux #RedHat #Nostalgia
I immediately drove down to Best Buy and bought a boxed set of Red Hat 5.0. Probably the best $50 I've ever spent!
What was your first Linux distro?
#Linux #RedHat #Nostalgia
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I used Mandrake for a while in 2001 (liked it a lot) and then later on opted for a dual-boot with Ubuntu, but found I liked gaming too much so I switched to just Windows or using the flavor of Linux on my MacBook, but I've found myself curious lately to see what's new in Linux Land (tm).
Yeah, yeah, "This too shall pass" or whatever, but has the "this" ever considered hurrying the fuck up?
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yeah, yeah, "This too shall pass" or whatever, but has the "this" ever considered hurrying the fuck up?
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
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I hate having to get up when I don't wanna get up
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I hate having to get up when I don't wanna get up
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Letter below is by surgical oncologist and professor Dr. Michael Baum about how a character explaining chaos theory in a Tom Stoppard play sparked an expansion in his understanding of breast cancer, leading to exploration of adjuvant therapy that protects distant organs.
This is what art can do.
This is what art can do.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Letter below is by surgical oncologist and professor Dr. Michael Baum about how a character explaining chaos theory in a Tom Stoppard play sparked an expansion in his understanding of breast cancer, leading to exploration of adjuvant therapy that protects distant organs.
This is what art can do.
This is what art can do.
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Take a moment to watch performance artist Guillaume Juncar. You won’t regret it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Take a moment to watch performance artist Guillaume Juncar. You won’t regret it.
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also--
this is the dc i knew & loved as a kid.
the dancing & the clothes ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
this is the dc i knew & loved as a kid.
the dancing & the clothes ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
also--
this is the dc i knew & loved as a kid.
the dancing & the clothes ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
this is the dc i knew & loved as a kid.
the dancing & the clothes ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
OK, FINE, I have REALLY gotten into the show The Pitt, and I have so many feels, but I was literally sobbing at the end of episode 7 because WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO DR. COLLINS??????
a woman is laying on her stomach on a table with a drawing on it .
Alt: a woman is crying laying down on a table with a drawing on it .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
OK, FINE, I have REALLY gotten into the show The Pitt, and I have so many feels, but I was literally sobbing at the end of episode 7 because WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO DR. COLLINS??????
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Horror movie scene: guest creeping down the hall at night looking for the bathroom, but every door he opens is just Sinks
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Horror movie scene: guest creeping down the hall at night looking for the bathroom, but every door he opens is just Sinks
I really wish the CEO of the company I work for would stop sending ominous-souding, anxitey-inducing emails about the "state of the company" at 5PM.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I really wish the CEO of the company I work for would stop sending ominous-souding, anxitey-inducing emails about the "state of the company" at 5PM.
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Love should’ve put the toilet seat down!!
She falls in the toilet a few times and now we gotta get a divorce. Where’s the love?!?
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Love should’ve put the toilet seat down!!
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
The fact that it's already December is proof that time also flies when you're not having fun.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The fact that it's already December is proof that time also flies when you're not having fun.