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hollywood woobz
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she/her. mother of gamers. selenophile. dovahkiin. oni of the ash. fat. ratchet martha stewart. god-tier aeon. let me talk you through it. 🐩, ⚡️, 💋

👾📸⏰- woobewty, was rahhjinbuu over there

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Think of the way force may be applied effortlessly. Imagine but a whisper pushing aside all in its path.

That is “Fus.” Let its meaning fill you.

Su'um ahrk morah.

You will push the world harder than it pushes back.
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I read her letter to Santa. She wants a nut video with sound.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“you are not alone” (horror)
"spaff on me minge"
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
that last monica album i really heard was 06 which makes sense cause life came at me fast in 2006 lmfao
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
you ever pulled the top off your deodorant and the solid went FLYING across the room
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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i am randomly awake and ready to make it everyone’s problem 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
yeah seafood dressing staying in the rotation
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
oop

sent that seafood dressing to that man job

forgetting they basically finna be heating up fish in the break room 😬
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
that plate of nothing but starches
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sammy Davis Sr. Junior College

imma love hate this show already 😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
have y’all noticed a lot of streaming services are operating like movie studios employing the same actors?
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
a lot of the sales today were “30% off everything”

which… that’s the regular sale beloved
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
that depends. is he hitting a “man hold up” and “came down“ every other bar?

if so, i’m staying put for my turn
Ladies, what’s your reaction when your date’s freestyle hits minute 5?
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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All day. Not the same thing at every meal though. Might have pie and ice cream for breakfast, ham and mac for lunch, and turkey and the other sides for dinner 😂
yall eat leftovers all day today, or yall eat one leftover meal and then eat other stuff?
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
yall eat leftovers all day today, or yall eat one leftover meal and then eat other stuff?
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i want to go be nosy

but i know ill spend money 😭
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
my baby daddy don’t know it

but he taking all my leftovers to his job
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I want breakfast and I’m not cooking…

I saw somewhere had omelette’s and homefries

but I really want my omelette with all the veggies, and ham.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Escargóne
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
the new rule is, take all the edibles I want to eat out the pack, not eat out the pack

for quantitative purposes
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
it’s me being fat as hell and still thinking I would want to fight after this 😂😭

like I am greedy but bitch, lower your voice😭
Approaching a woman in the store and trying to flirt by saying “I know you greedy.”

Who raised yall? Be honest.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
if you can’t have the one you love….

where are you going….

in your life?
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
nobody comissioned any door decor this year and I don’t have it (money) to premake anything to sell so I will also be double taxed emotionally for being broke and not being able to make anything.

I hope I can paint, soon. not being able to make things makes me … whatever flavor of unhappy it is
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I would be a good second chair on a podcast.

I have a nice voice im is smart, and I’m funny in a very menacing way.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
i’ll be glad when they stop offering “gaming chairs” all together
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM