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she/they • chronically ill • supposed former infatuation junkie • star trek • james bond • true blood every time someone asks me how i’m doing my brain breaks a little more https://linktr.ee/chickentendi
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 2d
"On Her Majesty's Secret Service (Main Title)" by John Barry would be my MLB walk-up music.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 1h
Siri, what's infinitely worse than being forced to sit through your college roommate's improv show
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 2h
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 2h
I honestly had to stop reading
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 9h
Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 2h
The two genders: book mail edition
Two paperback novels next to each other. On the left is The Running Man by Stephen King and on the right is Mate by Ali Hazelwood.
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Fang Bangerz Pod @fangbangerzpod.bsky.social · 1d
We're back with S7E1! This show breaks our hearts again and again. After the Hep-V vampire attack everyone blames Sookie. Jessica protects Adilyn. Bill and Andy team up. Pam goes looking for Eric. Violet is Violet. #TrueBlood

fangbangerzpod.podbean.com/e/fang-bange...
Lafayette sitting on his couch in a pink tank top, drinking. James, sitting across from Lafayette. Mid length brown hair.
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Lozymandias @lozymandias.bsky.social · 1d
...he definitely also gets confused during the day
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chickentendi.bsky.social
precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 1d
Watching TOO HOT TO HANDLE: SPAIN and "I just get confused at night" from ep. 3 is maybe the funniest thing ever said on one of these shows.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 1d
Q: Claire what’s the best memoir

A: the audiobook of “The Meaning of Mariah Carey” by Mariah Carey because every time it quotes a song lyric she sings it - quietly, unaccompanied, just her and a podcast mic - and you will get chills because we never hear her voice that naked
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d
he just learned what a pig is and he is intrigued. he thought they were merely myth and legend, rather than a creature a cat could meet
An orange and white cat looks amazed
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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d
that's my story and I'm sticking to it
a wall someone wrote "silly girls live forever"
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 1d
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 2d
The grid.
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Whateverbot in disguise @silberwhatever.com · 2d
Now watching:
Daft Punk in TRON: LEGACY
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 2d
"On Her Majesty's Secret Service (Main Title)" by John Barry would be my MLB walk-up music.
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Rad | COMMISH OPEN @cigaradd.bsky.social · 2d
BASHIR AAAAAA #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9
A stylized gouache painting of Dr Julian Bashir from Star Trek Deep Space Nine holding a PADD
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 3d
Watching Father of the Bride (1991) as one does.
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 3d
The late, great Diane Keaton in The Godfather Part II
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 3d
They all have the literal worst parking lots. It must be written in their leases.
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Lindz McLeod - THE UNLIKELY PURSUIT OF MARY BENNET is out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 5d
🎉🎉 COVER REVEAL TIME 🎉🎉

I am so, so hyped to bring you THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY 🥳 coming May 2026!
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Fang Bangerz Pod @fangbangerzpod.bsky.social · 4d
We've started recording Season 7. Cannot believe the end is almost here. 🥲
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 4d
Andy goes from one of my least fave to one of my fave characters on True Blood. It happens so gradually too.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 5d
he won the nobel peace prize for keeping a cowcat away from his sister, try again next year everybody else
An orange and white cat looks proud, capable. He is laying on his little paws
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Tessa @thebiparadox.bsky.social · 4d
Me, after a long rant about how people assume sci-fi is just for men: “in conclusion, D.C. Fontana.”
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 4d
Only Israelis have families apparently.
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 5d
It’s my mission in life to make everyone I love watch this movie.
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Whateverbot in disguise @silberwhatever.com · 5d
This is an A+ movie
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 5d
The supporting cast of OSCAR (1991) was such a deep bench of talent.
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precious bodily fluids @chickentendi.bsky.social · 5d
I love that so much. 🥰🥰🥰
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