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We’ve had two Wickeds so next has to be Jungle Is Massive.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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hey I think maybe someone needs to say out loud that actually sucking another man’s dick is literally fine whereas raping children is instant death, like are we maybe not doing this one *just right*?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Please check all that apply
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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My latest newsletter is about how Internet culture died, and why the centralization of the web around a handful of large platforms is responsible for making the web a duller, more boring place.

whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-death-...
The Death of Internet Culture
It's not just you. The web is boring now.
whatwelost.substack.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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tim taylor: we all know that gender is a performance, al

al: i don't think so, tim. that's a common misreading of butlerian theory, which refers to the linguistic "performative act," e.g. naming a ship. however, the symbolic interactionist school does understand everyday life as dramaturgy
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Please do not "trans women and girls are extra vulnerable to Nazi recruitment online" in my mentions. I will remove you.

It's nonsense. There have been members of minorities in nazi lone wolf terror as long as it's existed. But there's no reason to collude in the idea that it's a trans problem.
August 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)
July 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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America is that old grandpa that can be very easily tricked into handing over their life savings by a foreign man on the phone.
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Hustle culture lied to us. *This* is the perfect life
December 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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the thing you could always tell with Penn and Teller is even when they were incredibly wrong it was never out of a desire to inflict cruelty or pain, and once most of the libertarian movement merged with the authoritarian right cruelty was the whole game
I really do love that Penn Jilette was a lifelong libertarian anarcho-capitalist who was just like "whoops! Yeah, sorry, completely wrong on that one. Bullshit ideology for losers" in 2020. I really do! An inspiring lack of ego on him
Penn's nail gun routine is so fuckin good y'all
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Egging a Tesla is just incresing its value at this point.
March 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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[They stab Caesar.]
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I've seen it in person, the Tesla got tagged but the statue did not
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Make all of your art resistance art.
March 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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"There is nothing we could do about it" said Coles and Woolworths while setting lettuce prices above $30

chaser.com.au/general-news...
March 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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He tried . . .
March 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
ChelseyDaggerDJ is now live on Twitch playing Path of Exile 2 Finishing Act III | Mercin' off all day 💣 | EA code giveaway when I hit affiliate! ~ https://www.twitch.tv/chelseydaggerdj
December 16, 2024 at 6:54 AM
ChelseyDaggerDJ is now live on Twitch playing Path of Exile 2 Finishing Act III | Mercin' off all day 💣 | EA code giveaway when I hit affiliate! ~ https://www.twitch.tv/chelseydaggerdj
December 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
ChelseyDaggerDJ is now live on Twitch playing Path of Exile 2 Finishing Act III | Mercin' off all day 💣 | EA code giveaway when I hit affiliate! ~ https://www.twitch.tv/chelseydaggerdj
December 15, 2024 at 10:24 PM
ChelseyDaggerDJ is now live on Twitch playing Path of Exile 2 Playing through Act II | Mercin' off all day 💣 ~ https://www.twitch.tv/chelseydaggerdj
December 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM