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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 2d

Klasky-Csupo really made the lumpiest looking cartoons

Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 3d

I love to learn British History

A quote from the book 'The Wager': Robert Walpole, the country's first prime minister, warned that the dearth of crews had rendered a third of the Navy's ships unusable. "Oh! Seamen, seamen, seamen!" he cried at a meeting.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4d

there is not a second of fat in this. 10/10

meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 4d

good afternoon

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4d

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 5d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 6d

And Zendaya is Meechee

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 7d

The days are more fun when you pronounce again as agayn and treasure as traysure

Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 10d

Me hearing this right now

The frowning toddler 'Congrats, Happy For You, Nice' meme

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 10d

Do people who live in cities with a name that has a more famous version somewhere else feel bad? Like you have to be, right? If I lived in Boston, Georgia, or Rochester, Minnesota, I'd be seething. Teeth grinded down to nubs whenever someone visits

Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 11d

Queen shit basically is slang for 'queen stuff' or 'queen things'. Essentially saying 'This is the kind of stuff a figurative queen would say.' This is praise for Goodall.

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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 11d

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 15d

Still image of one of Will Sasso's 'Lemon' vines, where he shoots whole lemons out of his mouth

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 17d

Hell yeah, AI video, early 2000s was the best! Loved my classmates making fun of me for weeks because I failed 'the gay test' (a boy put his hand on my shoulder and I didn't instantly bat it off me like a spider)

grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 17d

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 17d

Trying to figure out how RBNY, w/ only 2 DPs and relatively few TAM-level signings, are heading into the winter with only $150k GAM to bring to 2026.

And it occurs to me it must be that the front office (ownership?) probably never switched to the 2/4/2 roster build model. Which... lots to unpack.

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 20d

MLS announces updated GAM totals for all 30 teams after the roster freeze.

All remaining GAM will roll over to 2026.... a few teams (Minnesota United and San Diego FC in particular) set up with a ton of flexibility for the offseason already.

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · 22d

I wanna live my life so that Isaac Chotiner never feels the need to interview me

Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · Sep 16

Found a new insult if a posh bloke nags me off

Pipe in Woodstock titled 'Victorian Stinkpipe'

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · Sep 7

Married life is full of unexplainable romance

A text conversation. One person types 'im having a lot of bad poops' and the second person replies 'Same'

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · Sep 7

It's not totally crackpot to think that Trump being president is uniquely toxic to the chemistry of a team that's half immigrants and half guys who didn't go to college.

WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · Sep 7

The 2018 USMNT squad failed to qualify for the World Cup.

The 2026 USMNT squad looks like they would probably struggle to qualify and are lucky to have been given an automatic hosting bid.

Did GGG work a miracle in 2022?

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · Sep 5

I have an app timer for Bluesky on my phone, and it's always right at the end that a big funny story drops. The movie gets good as I'm walking out of the theater

Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · Aug 30

They are the powerhouse of the cell, after all

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MST3k Video Clips @mst3kvideoclips.bsky.social · Aug 27

298. s10e12 Squirm www.mst3kinfo.com?p=6312

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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · Aug 19

We reached a milestone we never thought was possible when we first started this project of 2 comedians talking footy. Today, we're celebrating ten years of The Cooligans!! We got so many messages from our friends in the soccer community and reacted to them live. 🔟❤️🥳

Watch here: youtu.be/uR1gUfFFdDQ

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · Aug 17

JD Vance found out where I live. Now his family is vacationing in my house. I've put up protest signs but police tell me there's nothing I can do

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Aug 14

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

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Charlie @charliechazbot.bsky.social · Jul 29

The youtube thumbnail is a bunch of color saturated tubers and the Queen is making the 😲 face, it's bleak here

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