Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area.
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Check out my books!
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Trump everything! It's happening.
December 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trump everything! It's happening.
When your cat insists on being part of the movie.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When your cat insists on being part of the movie.
I’m watching This is Spinal Tap. Rob Reiner brought the funny, with his directorial debut, straight up to 11!
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m watching This is Spinal Tap. Rob Reiner brought the funny, with his directorial debut, straight up to 11!
Darren Criss has a very beautiful I want to suck his dickable voice.
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Darren Criss has a very beautiful I want to suck his dickable voice.
I’ve been eying @stephenking.bsky.social complete Dark Tower series on Kindle and have so far gotten $70 in Amazon gift cards, so pretty sure it’s going to be mine. Then on to my 2026 goal of reading all stories referencing Randall Flagg, starting with The Stand. Looking forward to next year!
Then.my
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve been eying @stephenking.bsky.social complete Dark Tower series on Kindle and have so far gotten $70 in Amazon gift cards, so pretty sure it’s going to be mine. Then on to my 2026 goal of reading all stories referencing Randall Flagg, starting with The Stand. Looking forward to next year!
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.
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Tell me you’re in a brainwashing cult without telling me you’re in a brainwashing cult…
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Tell me you’re in a brainwashing cult without telling me you’re in a brainwashing cult…
This is what I’ve been saying all week!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is what I’ve been saying all week!!
Let’s be real, the Trump Derangement Syndrome only afflicts the morons in his cult who are shocked that he’d post something so insanely vile after the murder of a beloved actor/director
December 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Let’s be real, the Trump Derangement Syndrome only afflicts the morons in his cult who are shocked that he’d post something so insanely vile after the murder of a beloved actor/director
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Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
I took a shit in the toilet and wanted to share it with everyone.
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I took a shit in the toilet and wanted to share it with everyone.
This is the piece of actual shit that maga proudly voted for and supports. Still. To this very fucking day.
The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is the piece of actual shit that maga proudly voted for and supports. Still. To this very fucking day.
I just saw birds flying over something a few blocks over, like vultures circling something dead. Might have been the remains of my soul over there.
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just saw birds flying over something a few blocks over, like vultures circling something dead. Might have been the remains of my soul over there.
MAGA is shocked that Shitler is an asshole and posts vile shit? Where the fuck have they been the past decade????
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
MAGA is shocked that Shitler is an asshole and posts vile shit? Where the fuck have they been the past decade????
We could have had an amazing president, but no, had to have the insane asshole instead
LEFT: Heartfelt condolences on Rob Reiner's death from a kind, stable person who should have been president.
RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.
RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We could have had an amazing president, but no, had to have the insane asshole instead
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
Shitler is a fucking dumbass
Absolute scum of the earth. I'll be first in line to piss on his grave when he dies... which I hope is sooner than later. Today would be nice.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shitler is a fucking dumbass
Anyone shocked that Shitler made Rob Reiner’s murder about himself?
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Anyone shocked that Shitler made Rob Reiner’s murder about himself?
I went to bed last night hoping the news I heard about the great Rob Reiner wasn’t true.
I woke up this morning to a world where it is very much, very sadly true.
I woke up this morning to a world where it is very much, very sadly true.
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I went to bed last night hoping the news I heard about the great Rob Reiner wasn’t true.
I woke up this morning to a world where it is very much, very sadly true.
I woke up this morning to a world where it is very much, very sadly true.
Im watching a YouTube video and a commercial just broke in from News Nation inviting me to “visit an uncharted tourist destination called Qatar.” So republicans are all in pushing that place now????
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Im watching a YouTube video and a commercial just broke in from News Nation inviting me to “visit an uncharted tourist destination called Qatar.” So republicans are all in pushing that place now????