Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area.
He/Him
Check out my books!
https://allstora.com/products/its-not-you-its-me?ref=PETERWRIGHT
https://allstora.com/products/veritas-a-midlakes-novel?ref=PETERWRIGHT
He/Him
Check out my books!
https://allstora.com/products/its-not-you-its-me?ref=PETERWRIGHT
https://allstora.com/products/veritas-a-midlakes-novel?ref=PETERWRIGHT
When your cat insists on being part of the movie.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When your cat insists on being part of the movie.
I took a shit in the toilet and wanted to share it with everyone.
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I took a shit in the toilet and wanted to share it with everyone.
Shitty commute, yes, but I came home to these love bugs.
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Shitty commute, yes, but I came home to these love bugs.
We’re boycotting Spotify, right? They’re really desperate if they’re advertising this to me, someone who has never even used it lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We’re boycotting Spotify, right? They’re really desperate if they’re advertising this to me, someone who has never even used it lol
“I want to save lives” from the asshole that brought you rising food costs, shitty health care, blew up fishing boats with the directive “kill them all” and locked little kids in cages? Fuck off, #Shitler
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“I want to save lives” from the asshole that brought you rising food costs, shitty health care, blew up fishing boats with the directive “kill them all” and locked little kids in cages? Fuck off, #Shitler
A coworker gave me these. Nice festive look, no?
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A coworker gave me these. Nice festive look, no?
I need to figure out how to get paid to just do this
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I need to figure out how to get paid to just do this
I found the man I’m supposed to marry. He was driving this car:
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I found the man I’m supposed to marry. He was driving this car:
My mom sends me a Bible verse every day to let me know she’s thinking about me. This one was yesterday’s and was actually a repeat from a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s sending a coded message for help? This isn’t a MAGA Christian belief….
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My mom sends me a Bible verse every day to let me know she’s thinking about me. This one was yesterday’s and was actually a repeat from a few weeks ago. Maybe she’s sending a coded message for help? This isn’t a MAGA Christian belief….
Every day my Shitler supporting (STILL!) mom lovingly sends me a Bible verse to let me know that she’s thinking about me. Here’s today’s, which seems in direct contrast to the teachings of Republican Jesus 🤷🏻♂️
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Every day my Shitler supporting (STILL!) mom lovingly sends me a Bible verse to let me know that she’s thinking about me. Here’s today’s, which seems in direct contrast to the teachings of Republican Jesus 🤷🏻♂️
Getting cats to fully trust me like this feels like a major accomplishment!
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Getting cats to fully trust me like this feels like a major accomplishment!
Hey scammer, you need to try harder. That’s not either of the two books that I wrote…..
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey scammer, you need to try harder. That’s not either of the two books that I wrote…..
Just got devastating footage from my friend currently visiting “War-torn Chicago” as Shitler claimed….
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just got devastating footage from my friend currently visiting “War-torn Chicago” as Shitler claimed….
They want him to apologize to Kirk’s family for making a joke about tRump?
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They want him to apologize to Kirk’s family for making a joke about tRump?
Hey fox “news” I’ll fix your headline for you:
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hey fox “news” I’ll fix your headline for you:
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
“Charlie Kirk assassination latest case of a Republican being killed by something he fought to protect”
Two really awesome guys!!
September 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Two really awesome guys!!
Laid back ‘Stache!
August 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Laid back ‘Stache!