Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area.
He/Him
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He/Him
Check out my books!
https://allstora.com/products/its-not-you-its-me?ref=PETERWRIGHT
https://allstora.com/products/veritas-a-midlakes-novel?ref=PETERWRIGHT
The first Christmas I had my cats I put the tree up and my ginger boy immediately climbed up it. By December 15th half the lights on the tree were out lol.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The first Christmas I had my cats I put the tree up and my ginger boy immediately climbed up it. By December 15th half the lights on the tree were out lol.
Oh thank goodness they’re arguing about something important 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oh thank goodness they’re arguing about something important 🙄
Now listen here, young whipersnapper…. Oh never mind, I was taking my old person’s nap anyway….
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now listen here, young whipersnapper…. Oh never mind, I was taking my old person’s nap anyway….
I want to hold your dick while you pee, play with it until it gets hard, and suck it until you cum.
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I want to hold your dick while you pee, play with it until it gets hard, and suck it until you cum.
I want to suck your dick SO much!
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I want to suck your dick SO much!
I have a feeling there will be a lot of redacted things when the files are released. His name is ALL over them for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have a feeling there will be a lot of redacted things when the files are released. His name is ALL over them for sure.
I would like a gender neutral bathroom, aka tRump’s grave. I know the line will be long to use it, but I do believe the world needs this.
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I would like a gender neutral bathroom, aka tRump’s grave. I know the line will be long to use it, but I do believe the world needs this.
I had an HoA meeting I needed to attend which was boring, but I’d rather have done that than listen to a deranged moron lie in a speech
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I had an HoA meeting I needed to attend which was boring, but I’d rather have done that than listen to a deranged moron lie in a speech
I’d love to see an old school pop up video where while he rambles and lies, he is fact checked in real time.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’d love to see an old school pop up video where while he rambles and lies, he is fact checked in real time.
I loved today’s video!
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I loved today’s video!