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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, never would have gotten here. I’m going to try with “I hope you have a sleigh dog in the pack” and just hope that makes sense or is very funny. Good luck to whoever is playing whatever sport though

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

Is one of my guesses right?

a woman in a red dress is sitting at a table with a red cup of coffee .

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

I just like going to live events and yelling out loud, AND there are concessions— yes sports, tough sled it (probably, idk)

ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting at a table with a red cup of coffee .

a woman with curly hair wearing hoop earrings and a black jacket

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

Sometimes, I like when people talk sports. I know all these words, but I wouldn’t be able to explain what this means…I think your team is doing bad, sorry. OR your team is working really hard, good for them. OR nobody is playing and this is betting/computer team talk

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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

Excellent, no notes!

ALT: a woman with curly hair wearing hoop earrings and a black jacket

a woman wearing a green dress and a gold necklace looks at the camera

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

The truth don’t care who tells it

ALT: a woman wearing a green dress and a gold necklace looks at the camera

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 13h

This is phrased (1) correctly (2) shady and (3) hilariously

“Y’all saying this cuz you never bagged a thick baddie” is very funny

DOD accepts anonymous $130M donation to partially cover troop pay

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 18h

*hyperventilates*

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 18h

I know you lying to me!!!!!!!!

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

White House and military officials will not say who the donor is or whether the gift has been properly vetted.

www.politico.com

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 19h

Somebody has pissed me off, time to unleash all the power I usually keep leashed. I hope they’re proud of themselves

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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna put them in with the baby corn in the stir fry every time

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

I just know I was casually slinging a scarf around my neck with every outfit in the early aughts. When I say a whole storage tote, I really mean that 😂

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

This is such a good hack, I’m a millennial…of course I’ve got a storage tote of decorative scarves in the basement. If it’s not cleared up by next week, I’ll do that. Thank you for this suggestion

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

Drat! Okay, I’m going to bed early the rest of this week. I’ll cross my fingers. Thank you so much for your honesty

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

My stupid winter complexion settling in isn’t making the neck breakout any more subtle

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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

Idk man, to me it looks very much like “omg, is she okay” but maybe I’m overreacting…is it as startling as I think?

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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

Update: it still looks like someone tried to strangle me. I’ve got purple-ish/red-ish discoloration around my neck. I’ve only got a few more days of turtle necks, then I’ve got to start explaining to people why I’m not in danger. We’ll see

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 6d

I have stress induced pityriasis rosea that recurs at the most inconvenient times. Law school, studying for the bar, pregnancy, and now I can add this administration to the list. I’ve got to go out into the sun because that always helps, so today’s activity is a family hike

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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

My niece makes the exact same facial expressions as my sister sometimes, and it weirds me out so bad. I’ll yell at her “USE YOUR OWN FACE” sometimes. My sister can match the exact pitch/tone of our late granddad when she’s talking and we’ll say “okay granddaddy”

Families are strange 😂

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

Genetics are cool and weird, we used to all get together as cousins and take a group picture and people would say “I can tell y’all are all related” but if I’m hanging out with one cousin people ask how we know each other

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

My son has my face, my older sister & I get mistaken for each other, when I’m with both sisters & we all wear glasses everyone knows we’re sisters, my older sister looks like my mom when she was a kid, my oldest niece looks like my older sister when she was younger. Somehow, none of us look alike

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 2d

Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Or a grandparent? Or another relative?

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

1. It’s super weird, 2. Now that my son is about to be taller than me, it’s causing an unexpected existential crisis. In theory I knew he had high chances of surpassing me in size, but it’s very disorienting to watch it happen

a woman with blue hair and a blue bow in her hair is making a funny face .

Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

I’m saw a man say in an interview about the tariffs and the impact on his livelihood that his family had been farming that land since before the civil war…the phrasing

ALT: a woman with blue hair and a blue bow in her hair is making a funny face .

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Glitter Bomb @captivation4.bsky.social · 2d

These are real and fair. I hope your therapist hyped you up