Chaotic Good
@captivation4.bsky.social
Is this the Bad Place…ARE WE THE BADDIES (derogatory)‽‽‽
Y’all always want to know what happens down at the meeting, don’t be so surprised when we let you read the minutes
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Y’all always want to know what happens down at the meeting, don’t be so surprised when we let you read the minutes
Let me tell you something. If you like an old timey refreshment, go to Greenfield Village in Dearborn, MI for the day. Eat at Eagle Tavern for lunch and order a Sarsaparilla…
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Let me tell you something. If you like an old timey refreshment, go to Greenfield Village in Dearborn, MI for the day. Eat at Eagle Tavern for lunch and order a Sarsaparilla…
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SHANNON PLEASE GTFOHWTBS!
"I went through something similar": Shannon Sharpe reflects on Sherrone Moore’s firing, relating to his ESPN exit amid sexual assault controversy
"I went through something similar": Shannon Sharpe reflects on Sherrone Moore’s firing, relating to his ESPN exit amid sexual assault controversy
Former NFL player and analyst Shannon Sharpe saw similarities between his exit from ESPN and the Michigan Wolverines parting with Sherrone Moore.
www.sportskeeda.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
SHANNON PLEASE GTFOHWTBS!
Back in the early 00s there were pickup artists who told…less than optimal (?) men how to get women to go out with them. It was negging before I knew what to call it. Anywho, one such unfortunate soul tried it with me and I said “I’m so far out of your league, we aren’t even playing the same sport”
"Why didn't you ask that girl out? I think she liked you."
"I dunno, there was something in her eyes..."
"I dunno, there was something in her eyes..."
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Back in the early 00s there were pickup artists who told…less than optimal (?) men how to get women to go out with them. It was negging before I knew what to call it. Anywho, one such unfortunate soul tried it with me and I said “I’m so far out of your league, we aren’t even playing the same sport”
About 8 years ago I had a measles titer test because there was that California church outbreak and I was planning a trip out that way. Turns out I needed a booster because my 1980s immunity had waned. If you use retinol/supplement fiber, get this test and get boosted if needed
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
About 8 years ago I had a measles titer test because there was that California church outbreak and I was planning a trip out that way. Turns out I needed a booster because my 1980s immunity had waned. If you use retinol/supplement fiber, get this test and get boosted if needed
Not my dog boarding place going up in prices. I’m about to make her get a job. Time to start dragging logs or babysitting
🗣️Dog for hire (she will try to make you her best friend)
🗣️Dog for hire (she will try to make you her best friend)
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not my dog boarding place going up in prices. I’m about to make her get a job. Time to start dragging logs or babysitting
🗣️Dog for hire (she will try to make you her best friend)
🗣️Dog for hire (she will try to make you her best friend)
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L — and I can't stress this enough — MFAOOOOOOO
Yikes!
"Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week"
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs for @forbes.com
"Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week"
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs for @forbes.com
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book—With RFK Revelation—Sells Just Over 1,000 Copies
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
L — and I can't stress this enough — MFAOOOOOOO
“I’m going to pray that this m*therf*cker has a stroke!” - me on a phone call trying to be supportive and (allegedly) taking it too far
Anyway, prayers down
Anyway, prayers down
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“I’m going to pray that this m*therf*cker has a stroke!” - me on a phone call trying to be supportive and (allegedly) taking it too far
Anyway, prayers down
Anyway, prayers down
Sweet tarts, jalapeño chips, and pumpkin seeds
People with periods. What are y’all’s favorite snacks to eat while PMSing???
I have been obsessed with the WISE brand hot popcorn since high school.
I have been obsessed with the WISE brand hot popcorn since high school.
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sweet tarts, jalapeño chips, and pumpkin seeds
This year was only San Diego, San Francisco, Chicago, Orlando, and Gatlinburg (loading) and I think I’ve subconsciously decided that I need to rotate between west coast and international based on my airport. So I’ll have to talk to the kiddo about whether 2027 is a coast or international year
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This year was only San Diego, San Francisco, Chicago, Orlando, and Gatlinburg (loading) and I think I’ve subconsciously decided that I need to rotate between west coast and international based on my airport. So I’ll have to talk to the kiddo about whether 2027 is a coast or international year
I think Quebec, NYC, Orlando, and Chicago are my summer 2026 destinations. Pretty sure that’s it…but no guarantees I won’t add a quick weekend to someplace in driving distance
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think Quebec, NYC, Orlando, and Chicago are my summer 2026 destinations. Pretty sure that’s it…but no guarantees I won’t add a quick weekend to someplace in driving distance
When you have fraternal twins with very different personalities…OMG
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When you have fraternal twins with very different personalities…OMG
Actually, just tell me dessert is not served. I don’t want the cauliflower cakes or carrot jerky. NOT EVER
My mom keeps making these low carb, low fat, monk fruit sweetener desserts and it’s pissing me off. I bit into a cookie and it was chickpeas and oats. I almost went to jail 😭
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Actually, just tell me dessert is not served. I don’t want the cauliflower cakes or carrot jerky. NOT EVER
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎤If the world were run by homegirls, there would never be ever be wars
If the world were run by homegirls, we would be so much more
I have WITNESSED
I HAVE SEEN 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
If the world were run by homegirls, we would be so much more
I have WITNESSED
I HAVE SEEN 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎤If the world were run by homegirls, there would never be ever be wars
If the world were run by homegirls, we would be so much more
I have WITNESSED
I HAVE SEEN 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
If the world were run by homegirls, we would be so much more
I have WITNESSED
I HAVE SEEN 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Sometimes when I’m going from room to room, my dog gets tired of following me around. So, she’ll fall asleep in the hall. BUT, she always places 1 toy as a murderous trip hazard!!!! The ball is ripe for a murder mystery plot
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sometimes when I’m going from room to room, my dog gets tired of following me around. So, she’ll fall asleep in the hall. BUT, she always places 1 toy as a murderous trip hazard!!!! The ball is ripe for a murder mystery plot
You know what I don’t need? A backyard goat. You know what I have been researching? Backyard goats (because I found out they’re social creatures). But my municipality doesn’t allow it with my zoning, so no backyard goats, sheep, or chickens for me. Sometimes you gotta just go down that rabbit hole
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You know what I don’t need? A backyard goat. You know what I have been researching? Backyard goats (because I found out they’re social creatures). But my municipality doesn’t allow it with my zoning, so no backyard goats, sheep, or chickens for me. Sometimes you gotta just go down that rabbit hole
It was so unsettling. Someone reposted it here and it looked like some of the people died in the ad. It makes terrible ads and can’t take drive thru orders, so the lesson is to pay the people and stop using the stupid water wasting machines
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It was so unsettling. Someone reposted it here and it looked like some of the people died in the ad. It makes terrible ads and can’t take drive thru orders, so the lesson is to pay the people and stop using the stupid water wasting machines
I do not feel well today, I hope I’m not getting sick
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I do not feel well today, I hope I’m not getting sick
Are y’all using the pollution machine as a diary? Is that how it knows about your blood pressure and iron levels??? You could just…keep a diary and not give a community rare cancers and increased rates of asthma
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Are y’all using the pollution machine as a diary? Is that how it knows about your blood pressure and iron levels??? You could just…keep a diary and not give a community rare cancers and increased rates of asthma
Parents, if you’ve got a teen/tween: start talking to them about online gambling now. My son is 13 and when I asked him about it last year he was already familiar with the names of some sites and intro promotions that they offer. Had to talk to him re: addiction and brain development with love
Crypto casinos have become a multi-billion dollar industry. One of the ways they've grown is with an unusual marketing strategy: paying millions to internet celebrities to livestream themselves gambling for hours.
New from me, @neilbedi.bsky.social, and Jenny Vrentas.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
New from me, @neilbedi.bsky.social, and Jenny Vrentas.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Online Crypto Casinos Use Celebrities and Livestreamers to Recruit Gamblers
Using exploitative marketing strategies, the illicit gambling websites have profited and lured in a young generation of gamblers.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Parents, if you’ve got a teen/tween: start talking to them about online gambling now. My son is 13 and when I asked him about it last year he was already familiar with the names of some sites and intro promotions that they offer. Had to talk to him re: addiction and brain development with love
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We're all Barbara!! 😭
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We're all Barbara!! 😭
Anybody else watch the show Industry? I think I’m quitting it. My review:
1. I know it smell crazy in there
2. Oh, y’all doing DRUGS drugs
I have a hard time with these extreme plots
1. I know it smell crazy in there
2. Oh, y’all doing DRUGS drugs
I have a hard time with these extreme plots
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Anybody else watch the show Industry? I think I’m quitting it. My review:
1. I know it smell crazy in there
2. Oh, y’all doing DRUGS drugs
I have a hard time with these extreme plots
1. I know it smell crazy in there
2. Oh, y’all doing DRUGS drugs
I have a hard time with these extreme plots
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Embarrassed for whom Elaine?
Crockett is famous for her hearing-room quips and social-media insults. You might know her as the lawmaker who said that MTG had "a bleach-blond, bad-built, butch body."
At the time, I wrote that that episode was embarrassing for everyone involved. But clearly it resonated.
At the time, I wrote that that episode was embarrassing for everyone involved. But clearly it resonated.
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Embarrassed for whom Elaine?
I am missing a painted canvas that I know FOR A FACT is in this house. How did I lose my painting???
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I am missing a painted canvas that I know FOR A FACT is in this house. How did I lose my painting???