Captain Blood
@captainblood.bsky.social
Two sets of twins. Literally grew up in a big league dugout. What else can I say?
Pinned
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The succession is safe. I will not be implicated in the president’s pedophilia scandal because I am only interested in couches.
by JD Vance
by JD Vance
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The succession is safe. I will not be implicated in the president’s pedophilia scandal because I am only interested in couches.
by JD Vance
by JD Vance
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Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
This is my favorite photo of all time
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is my favorite photo of all time
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OTD in 1989 crowds of CIA sponsored fascists in pay of Soros stormed the Berlin Wall to begin an illegal, and very gay, annexation of East Germany.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
OTD in 1989 crowds of CIA sponsored fascists in pay of Soros stormed the Berlin Wall to begin an illegal, and very gay, annexation of East Germany.
How it started….
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How it started….
Both my son’s colleges have big games today.
Wreck’em Raiders!!
Gig’Em Aggies!!
Wreck’em Raiders!!
Gig’Em Aggies!!
a person is riding a horse on a field in front of a crowd .
ALT: a person is riding a horse on a field in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Both my son’s colleges have big games today.
Wreck’em Raiders!!
Gig’Em Aggies!!
Wreck’em Raiders!!
Gig’Em Aggies!!
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NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.
I’m surprised this is not getting more attention. www.cnn.com/2025/11/05/c...
Chinese astronauts’ return to Earth delayed over fears spaceship damaged by debris | CNN
Three Chinese astronauts have been forced to extend their six-month stay in space over concerns their return ship may have been hit by debris, China’s space agency said.
www.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m surprised this is not getting more attention. www.cnn.com/2025/11/05/c...
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All hat, no tattle.
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
All hat, no tattle.
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Under the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines, use of yellow mustard would require a 7-level sentence enhancement, dijon 10 levels, and spicy brown 12.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Under the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines, use of yellow mustard would require a 7-level sentence enhancement, dijon 10 levels, and spicy brown 12.
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“Notes on Being a Man” is an Editor’s Pick for their Best Nonfiction books of November. 💥📚
www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&no...
www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&no...
Best Books of the Month: Nonfiction @ Amazon.com
Online shopping for Best Books of the Month: Nonfiction: Amazon Books Editors at Amazon.com
www.amazon.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Notes on Being a Man” is an Editor’s Pick for their Best Nonfiction books of November. 💥📚
www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&no...
www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&no...
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
Happy Halloween! We are ready for the trick-or-treating.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Happy Halloween! We are ready for the trick-or-treating.
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Some discussion recently on the use of NDAs in the military
My thoughts in the @thebulwark.com
www.thebulwark.com/p/why-milita...
My thoughts in the @thebulwark.com
www.thebulwark.com/p/why-milita...
Why Commanders Don’t Sign NDAs
Existing rules and laws applying to military secrecy are sufficient—and asking officers to sign NDAs is deeply inappropriate.
www.thebulwark.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Some discussion recently on the use of NDAs in the military
My thoughts in the @thebulwark.com
www.thebulwark.com/p/why-milita...
My thoughts in the @thebulwark.com
www.thebulwark.com/p/why-milita...
Out! I traded in the strawberry red peacock, and picked up a sapphire peacock and a obliquedon
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Out! I traded in the strawberry red peacock, and picked up a sapphire peacock and a obliquedon
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Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/
Go Spurs! Grant and I wore our Wemby jerseys as we watched the game last night. A dominant performance. apnews.com/article/mave...
Victor Wembanyama uses Cooper Flagg's debut as a reminder of why he was so hyped
Victor Wembanyama dunked on Cooper Flagg’s debut. And shot over it. And dribbled around it. And reminded everyone what was missing the last two months of the French star’s second season.
apnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Go Spurs! Grant and I wore our Wemby jerseys as we watched the game last night. A dominant performance. apnews.com/article/mave...
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It's almost as though she is a moron
Lindsey Halligan comes off as a rube, a bully, and maybe a rogue here. She asked after conversing to be off the record.— everyone knows it doesn’t work that way. she browbeats Bower w/o explaining what’s wrong, and she sure seems to be hinting about GJ info.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here.”
My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.
www.lawfaremedia.org
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's almost as though she is a moron
How can anybody drive with their windows up when it’s a glorious 67° outside? (20C for my European friends.)
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How can anybody drive with their windows up when it’s a glorious 67° outside? (20C for my European friends.)
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Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
As seen today…..
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
As seen today…..
And the shirt I’ll be wearing today!
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
And the shirt I’ll be wearing today!