Muggs
@capngreybeardcg.bsky.social
Abject nerd. Expect wrestling, cricket, and Zappa content.
Hey, Fox viewer - fuck you, your kids don't need to get you a gift. They probably don't talk to you, anyway!
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey, Fox viewer - fuck you, your kids don't need to get you a gift. They probably don't talk to you, anyway!
The Shining
(Also a lot of 80's "Paperbacks From Hell", I was way too unsupervised in the library.)
(Also a lot of 80's "Paperbacks From Hell", I was way too unsupervised in the library.)
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
August 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The Shining
(Also a lot of 80's "Paperbacks From Hell", I was way too unsupervised in the library.)
(Also a lot of 80's "Paperbacks From Hell", I was way too unsupervised in the library.)
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An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women:
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Howie Roseman says the #Eagles won't even scout players who have ever been violent with women:
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
“I won’t even watch them. I don't even want to talk. I can't go 'He’s really good, he did it 10 years ago and he learned from it.” It just doesn't work for us."
#FlyEaglesFly
(🎥: The McShay Show)
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You might get blackballed from the industry, but the reporter who asks, “Excuse me Mr. President, but what the fuck are you talking about?” would go down in history books forever
April 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You might get blackballed from the industry, but the reporter who asks, “Excuse me Mr. President, but what the fuck are you talking about?” would go down in history books forever
So, according to this article, I should have been dead at least since 2015.
March 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So, according to this article, I should have been dead at least since 2015.
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american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it
My five favorite film genres:
5. Meta slashers
4. Incredibly dumb action movies (particularly 80's-90's DTV)
3. Giallos
2. Kaiju films
1. Vincent Price
5. Meta slashers
4. Incredibly dumb action movies (particularly 80's-90's DTV)
3. Giallos
2. Kaiju films
1. Vincent Price
my favorite film genres:
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
my favorite film genres:
5. Let's Put on a Show!
4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life
3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other
2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives
1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
5. Let's Put on a Show!
4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life
3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other
2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives
1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
March 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My five favorite film genres:
5. Meta slashers
4. Incredibly dumb action movies (particularly 80's-90's DTV)
3. Giallos
2. Kaiju films
1. Vincent Price
5. Meta slashers
4. Incredibly dumb action movies (particularly 80's-90's DTV)
3. Giallos
2. Kaiju films
1. Vincent Price
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
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Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
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congrats democrats, you got played like chumps. but at least you're respecting the office or some bullshit
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
congrats democrats, you got played like chumps. but at least you're respecting the office or some bullshit
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I knew this would happen, but it's still surreal to hear another nation's leader talk to us in a televised address the way US presidents have historically spoken to the citizens of countries led by dictators and despots.
Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."
March 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I knew this would happen, but it's still surreal to hear another nation's leader talk to us in a televised address the way US presidents have historically spoken to the citizens of countries led by dictators and despots.
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let’s see how this whole trade war thing is going, I’m sure it’s great -
ah, I see
ah, I see
March 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
let’s see how this whole trade war thing is going, I’m sure it’s great -
ah, I see
ah, I see
Post you from a different era...
Marist College, Spring 1990, when I still had hair and weighed less than 200, but when I'd already dropped the college ball. Man, if I could give that guy some advice...
Marist College, Spring 1990, when I still had hair and weighed less than 200, but when I'd already dropped the college ball. Man, if I could give that guy some advice...
March 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Post you from a different era...
Marist College, Spring 1990, when I still had hair and weighed less than 200, but when I'd already dropped the college ball. Man, if I could give that guy some advice...
Marist College, Spring 1990, when I still had hair and weighed less than 200, but when I'd already dropped the college ball. Man, if I could give that guy some advice...
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One reason the people behind Project 2025 are huge dipshits is that it shouldn’t have taken 900 pages to scrawl “just fire everyone and break everything lol”
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One reason the people behind Project 2025 are huge dipshits is that it shouldn’t have taken 900 pages to scrawl “just fire everyone and break everything lol”
Here's my every three months "I forget I'm on this site" post.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Here's my every three months "I forget I'm on this site" post.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
Hockey night in Hartford.
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Hockey night in Hartford.
Jesus fuck. I guess I'm glad I shook off Potter after the 6th book.
HBO Chief Casey Bloys on JK Rowling's involvement with the Harry Potter series: "J.K. Rowling has a right to express her personal views. We will remain focused on the development of the new series, which will only benefit from her involvement.”
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November 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Jesus fuck. I guess I'm glad I shook off Potter after the 6th book.
More alleged engagement. Beats the hell out of blocking trolls.
November 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
More alleged engagement. Beats the hell out of blocking trolls.
I posted this as a repost before because I'm dumb, so let's see if this gets any actual engagement here, lol.
November 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I posted this as a repost before because I'm dumb, so let's see if this gets any actual engagement here, lol.
Watching the bread and circuses that is On Patrol Live (formerly Live PD before they became uncool after George Floyd) and I find it somewhat amusing that a show that spends much of its time highlighting LEOs busting people for weed has a CBD company as a sponsor.
November 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Watching the bread and circuses that is On Patrol Live (formerly Live PD before they became uncool after George Floyd) and I find it somewhat amusing that a show that spends much of its time highlighting LEOs busting people for weed has a CBD company as a sponsor.
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Why not.
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Why not.