DD Wind
@mxhoovddwind.bsky.social
Sketch comedian, improviser, copy editor, short fiction writer.
They/them. The one who hoovs.
They/them. The one who hoovs.
Pinned
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Y’ever think, “I’d be criminally insane or dead were it not for this hand computer I got from child labor”? No? Me either. Good talk. Go sports.
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Y’ever think, “I’d be criminally insane or dead were it not for this hand computer I got from child labor”? No? Me either. Good talk. Go sports.
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Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.
You're welcome
You're welcome
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.
You're welcome
You're welcome
This was the first movie to successfully clone its actors for stunt purposes. None of them made it through production alive. That’s why the Lost World only features Ian Malcolm as Jeff Goldblum cannot killed.
September 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
This was the first movie to successfully clone its actors for stunt purposes. None of them made it through production alive. That’s why the Lost World only features Ian Malcolm as Jeff Goldblum cannot killed.
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September 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Now make God Laugh.
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Now make God Laugh.
It’s hard to insult maga’s intelligence any more than the US Department of Energy already is.
September 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It’s hard to insult maga’s intelligence any more than the US Department of Energy already is.
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August 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Twitter misses yelling at us.
At some point you’ve gotta lean into this branding. It’s making this site seem rad as hell.
Apparently it’s weird when you don’t want to spend your whole day arguing with randoms.
July 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Twitter misses yelling at us.
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Our alliance with Ukraine kept us informed about the latest military technology. It’s important for the Chinese to understand that we no longer care about any of that.
by Elbridge Colby
by Elbridge Colby
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Our alliance with Ukraine kept us informed about the latest military technology. It’s important for the Chinese to understand that we no longer care about any of that.
by Elbridge Colby
by Elbridge Colby
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Senator Brad Lander sounds phenomenal to me.
July 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Senator Brad Lander sounds phenomenal to me.
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If you watch the video of Brad Lander being arrested, it’s very clear who is assaulting whom.
“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought.
Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.
What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too.
What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
July 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you watch the video of Brad Lander being arrested, it’s very clear who is assaulting whom.
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he's right and he's right to say it
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
he's right and he's right to say it
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Wow! I sure feel both freer and safer!
People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid
June 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wow! I sure feel both freer and safer!
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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
June 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
What an absolute shit show.
Breaking news: The White House plans to limit classified intelligence sharing with Congress after leaks to the press of an early assessment undermined President Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iranian nuclear facilities.
White House to limit intelligence sharing, skip Gabbard at Senate Iran briefing
The White House will limit intelligence sharing to Congress after leaks of an early assessment undermined Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iran’s nuclear program.
wapo.st
June 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What an absolute shit show.
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Breaking news: The White House plans to limit classified intelligence sharing with Congress after leaks to the press of an early assessment undermined President Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iranian nuclear facilities.
White House to limit intelligence sharing, skip Gabbard at Senate Iran briefing
The White House will limit intelligence sharing to Congress after leaks of an early assessment undermined Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iran’s nuclear program.
wapo.st
June 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Breaking news: The White House plans to limit classified intelligence sharing with Congress after leaks to the press of an early assessment undermined President Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iranian nuclear facilities.
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On June 20, 1975, JAWS opened in theaters and ushered in the summer blockbuster. In recognition of its 50th anniversary, we're playing ALL the Jaws movies today.
June 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
On June 20, 1975, JAWS opened in theaters and ushered in the summer blockbuster. In recognition of its 50th anniversary, we're playing ALL the Jaws movies today.
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just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.