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I think it’s old tape, this is the window to someone’s office and they had office hours and stuff taped up above their pulse propaganda
The only propaganda I have time for. Go cougs
Check out this sticker I saw at work today
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only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ
Behold the median American jingoistic dumbass
my brother has a SS tattoo on his body.

you read that right. a literal SS.

he was a 'S'cout 'S'niper. Marines often used the flag, yes the flag youre probably thinking of, as their own symbol in group pics.

as he told me many times "we take our enemy's symbols. just be glad you dont understand."
Cancelled due to a labor dispute. Solidarity forever.
Who won the World Series the year you were born?

Presented by @MountainDew
Actually, suggesting a tool is being misused falls beyond the boundaries of advice. Now please excuse me while I smash the side of my pliers against a nail until it goes into the wood.
Yeah this sucks. Maybe they can convince one of the oysters to run instead.
Secretary Peter Headsets invade when ready sir
I’m not! I just thought it would be cool to see them in the playoffs while I was in Maine and it wasn’t
God I wish that were me
The absolute worst sports viewing experience I’ve ever had was at a bar in Maine during a Bruins playoff game last year and the guy next to me wouldn’t shut the fuck up about the bets he had going
the jon hamm one is especially grating because it imagines a world where people at a bar give a shit about some random asshole's bet
Jon Hamm doing ads for sports gambling apps, Idris Elba shilling AI nonsense — all my beautiful idols are dead and my enemies are in power
I really liked this gag lol I was fooled for the first little bit of the Palantir ad
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Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet
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just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me
Listen. I don’t like the guy, but it seems disrespectful for the Fox ALCS broadcast to be talking about Springer’s kneecap exit velo
The one thing the establishment truly fears
There better not be any kings
Underrated ways to end a conversation:
-stay safe out there
-don’t do anything I wouldn’t do
-so long, sucker(s)
-make good choices
-see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya