Caladria - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️
caladria.bsky.social
Caladria - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️
@caladria.bsky.social
Ofmd, old millennial, neurospicy, she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/caladria/
#ofmdficrec #ofmdfic
Seems like overkill
One of my fave niche history facts is how many loaded pistols your average highwayman had during a hold up.

We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.

Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Love it when you're spiralling about a thing in a fic that you read ages ago but it won't leave you alone (untaggable, asked for recs to avoid, was in there anyway 😭)

And you KNOW it's stupid and yet, and yet. sometimes you need a good cry about it, I guess.
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This continues to be both a delight and a gut punch
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wrote a lot more in the first half of this year than the second (as blink said, work sucks, I know, and there's TRAUMA and BURNOUT)

Plotting TWO long fics that weren't AUs of anything else, just my ideas, is my highlight. I never thought I could do that.

And beta reading for more people!
Ok now do AO3 Wrapped. 🤲🤲🤲

How much did you write this year—or read?
Is there an ao3 related memory that sticks out to you?
A favorite fic find, or a chapter you’re extra proud of?
Brag on yourself a little. For me. 💕
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So how profane am I @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Sloth
Hummingbird
Red squirrel
Sea turtle
Bottlenose dolphins
Five animals I've seen in the wild

Bald eagle
California quail
Roadrunner
Steller's jay
Banana slug

... one of those is not like the others 😂
Five animals I've seen in the wild

Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Deepest darkest most controversial secret: I have no idea why people have issues with tomatoes as fruit.

They LOOK like a fruit on the vine. They act like a fruit.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This will yank on your emotions in ways I can't explain
My 350th AO3 work is a little fic about trying to break free from the expectations we grow up under, and finding ways to make things work when everything feels stacked against us.

Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.

archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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remember.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Interested in you as a person at first conversation is my jam, that's why I love them.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What fictional creature/villain scared you as a child?

The moomins had fucking weird mouths and their creepy scarecrow friend is also scary okay.
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Sometimes I miss her (Livejournal)
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Both of them are the personality hire, both of them know insurance works by giving it to Izzy to sort out.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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still seeing a lot of posts from ofmd folk without alt text 💔 so just a reminder if you go to your bsky settings ➡️ accessibility, there are ticky boxes to a) make the alt text box bigger and b) remind you to add alt text to photos 💜
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is so cute and adorable with SO MUCH PINING
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!

Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖

Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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My third art for a wonderful author @caladria.bsky.social with whom I participated in @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social. This scene is hot!
archiveofourown.org/works/74035711
#OFMD #OFMDBB25
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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My second art for a wonderful author @caladria.bsky.social with whom I participated in @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social. This story warmed my heart!
archiveofourown.org/works/74035711
#OFMD #OFMDBB25
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
if you want some great #ouizzy and some #gentlebeard in a fantasy AU setting with great worldbuilding and intricate characterisation that really grabs you, then @violetsmith.bsky.social's RBB is the one you want. absolutely spellbound: archiveofourown.org/works/701240...
#ofmdfic #ofmdficrec
Where the Heart Runs Yearly - Chapter 1 - hideplueshi, VioletSmith - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Making friendships is HARD man. Appreciate everyone who wants to interact with me on the tl
bringing this from the other site :)

a small reminder that there's nothing wrong with not having close friends on the fandom, making friendships isn't that easy for everyone and sometimes just interacting with your mutuals on the tl and sharing your silly thoughts is enough
you still belong here 🤍
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM