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cakemittens
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· May 2
research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
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going to the airport should be a great experience. you should meet a fellow traveler, he's a man in a bowler hat, you cannot place his accent. he shows you a type of gem you've never seen before. you have drinks while waiting, the bartender slips you each a monogrammed calling card.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
going to the airport should be a great experience. you should meet a fellow traveler, he's a man in a bowler hat, you cannot place his accent. he shows you a type of gem you've never seen before. you have drinks while waiting, the bartender slips you each a monogrammed calling card.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
Alprechta Nicehouse
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Alprechta Nicehouse
picking my nose but I get up and deposit each booger in the trash can before sitting back down and digging in again
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
picking my nose but I get up and deposit each booger in the trash can before sitting back down and digging in again
Greetings from sunny Sink Zero!
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Greetings from sunny Sink Zero!
94 minute youtube video titled "The song Mr. Bean sings in church is real. WE TRACKED IT DOWN"
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
94 minute youtube video titled "The song Mr. Bean sings in church is real. WE TRACKED IT DOWN"
becoming one of those guys that scrawls 400 words about their life-altering traumatic event on their car but mine is all about how Auntie Annie's is really not that good anymore
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
becoming one of those guys that scrawls 400 words about their life-altering traumatic event on their car but mine is all about how Auntie Annie's is really not that good anymore
is everyone doing everything in their power? or what's up?
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
is everyone doing everything in their power? or what's up?
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
best Christian shelves 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
best Christian shelves 2025
kids these days only care about Gangnam Style. back in my day it was Gungan Smile (Jar Jar)
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
kids these days only care about Gangnam Style. back in my day it was Gungan Smile (Jar Jar)
Rocko's life was no more modern than yours or mine. So ask yourself... who was pushing that messaging?
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Rocko's life was no more modern than yours or mine. So ask yourself... who was pushing that messaging?
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cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"
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disingenuous to call it “texting and driving” when im clearly on wikipedia
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
disingenuous to call it “texting and driving” when im clearly on wikipedia
why do they call it an "on"lette when it tastes "off"ul!!!
- joke from another universe where I don't like eggs
- joke from another universe where I don't like eggs
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
why do they call it an "on"lette when it tastes "off"ul!!!
- joke from another universe where I don't like eggs
- joke from another universe where I don't like eggs
Morchard Choresly
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Morchard Choresly
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Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
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they should do another one of those things where the president rides around a city in a convertible through a series of slow turns
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
they should do another one of those things where the president rides around a city in a convertible through a series of slow turns