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Knower of stuff. Frequently wrong, maybe.
Heroin free over 40 years
Fresno State Baseball, SF Giants, SF 49ers.
My life's goal is to not be a jerk.
Old and decrepit but healthy. 76-ish
No Crypto. No romance. No investments.
Slava Ukraini. Free Tibet.
Heroin free over 40 years
Fresno State Baseball, SF Giants, SF 49ers.
My life's goal is to not be a jerk.
Old and decrepit but healthy. 76-ish
No Crypto. No romance. No investments.
Slava Ukraini. Free Tibet.
Pinned
My good friend, Father Bernie Flynn, RIP, used to tell me when I went to see him to complain about my life or the state of the world....
"Don't die until you've been shot".
In this time of seemingly insane days I have to remember those words.
"Don't die until you've been shot".
In this time of seemingly insane days I have to remember those words.
"Me and Jesus got our own thing goin'. Me and Jesus got it all worked out. Me and Jesus got our own thing goin'. We dont need nobody to tell us what it's all about".
Tom T. Hall
Tom T. Hall
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Me and Jesus got our own thing goin'. Me and Jesus got it all worked out. Me and Jesus got our own thing goin'. We dont need nobody to tell us what it's all about".
Tom T. Hall
Tom T. Hall
I'd say more.....but I have to pee.
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'd say more.....but I have to pee.
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A walrus takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him it will take a few minutes to check out. The walrus goes next door to the café to wait.
Later, the walrus goes back to the mechanic. The mechanic says it "looks like you blew a seal". The walrus tells him, "no, it's just ice cream".
Later, the walrus goes back to the mechanic. The mechanic says it "looks like you blew a seal". The walrus tells him, "no, it's just ice cream".
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A walrus takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him it will take a few minutes to check out. The walrus goes next door to the café to wait.
Later, the walrus goes back to the mechanic. The mechanic says it "looks like you blew a seal". The walrus tells him, "no, it's just ice cream".
Later, the walrus goes back to the mechanic. The mechanic says it "looks like you blew a seal". The walrus tells him, "no, it's just ice cream".
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They are still not released!
Show us the files!!!
Show us the files!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They are still not released!
Show us the files!!!
Show us the files!!!
During the Bonds home run chase everything would stop when he came to bat. TV, radio, everything. It was wild. All these stations covering the at-bats.
The HOF is unserious as long as Barry Bonds is not in. #SFGiants
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
During the Bonds home run chase everything would stop when he came to bat. TV, radio, everything. It was wild. All these stations covering the at-bats.
Dec 7th, 1941. 7:55 am. Aircraft of the Japanese Navy bombed the US Navy base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. The US was drawn into WWII.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Dec 7th, 1941. 7:55 am. Aircraft of the Japanese Navy bombed the US Navy base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. The US was drawn into WWII.
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“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
I can just hear the conversation between the two. "Let's flip this boat over and take all of these drugs to Miami" Yeah. Uh-huh.
Two shirtless guys in deep ocean, trying to stay “in the fight” against the U.S. military with its missiles? What a claim!
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I can just hear the conversation between the two. "Let's flip this boat over and take all of these drugs to Miami" Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
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December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
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We have them all over Fresno. There are lots of squirrels in our neighborhood. They keep the population under control.
32 degrees but the red tailed hawks are back. They’re not as skittish as the northern harriers
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We have them all over Fresno. There are lots of squirrels in our neighborhood. They keep the population under control.
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32 degrees but the red tailed hawks are back. They’re not as skittish as the northern harriers
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
32 degrees but the red tailed hawks are back. They’re not as skittish as the northern harriers
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
I did 3 years in prison for stealing about $200 worth of merchandise.
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I did 3 years in prison for stealing about $200 worth of merchandise.
I'm partial to "The Shop Around the Corner ".
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm partial to "The Shop Around the Corner ".
President Trump has just pardoned The Joker, The Riddler, and The Penguin. Throw in a few cartel members for good measure.
He's trying to deport Superman. Says he came here illegally.
Batman is under investigation by the DOJ. Spiderman moved to the UK.
He's trying to deport Superman. Says he came here illegally.
Batman is under investigation by the DOJ. Spiderman moved to the UK.
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
President Trump has just pardoned The Joker, The Riddler, and The Penguin. Throw in a few cartel members for good measure.
He's trying to deport Superman. Says he came here illegally.
Batman is under investigation by the DOJ. Spiderman moved to the UK.
He's trying to deport Superman. Says he came here illegally.
Batman is under investigation by the DOJ. Spiderman moved to the UK.
I agree!
Rep. Mike Turner: One thing that I think everybody understands is that you can't have you can't be America first and and pro-Russia.
Because Russia is a self-declared adversary of the United States. It's fielding new advanced nuclear weapons that are specifically targeting the United States.
Because Russia is a self-declared adversary of the United States. It's fielding new advanced nuclear weapons that are specifically targeting the United States.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I agree!
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Neurodivergent kids aren’t “behind.”
The system was built for one kind of brain and calls the rest of us failures.
Imagine grading a fish, elephant, and bird on the same task and calling it “fair.” 🙃🔥
#Neurodiversity #ADHD #Dyslexia #DisabilityJustice #EducationReform #StopAbleism
The system was built for one kind of brain and calls the rest of us failures.
Imagine grading a fish, elephant, and bird on the same task and calling it “fair.” 🙃🔥
#Neurodiversity #ADHD #Dyslexia #DisabilityJustice #EducationReform #StopAbleism
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Neurodivergent kids aren’t “behind.”
The system was built for one kind of brain and calls the rest of us failures.
Imagine grading a fish, elephant, and bird on the same task and calling it “fair.” 🙃🔥
#Neurodiversity #ADHD #Dyslexia #DisabilityJustice #EducationReform #StopAbleism
The system was built for one kind of brain and calls the rest of us failures.
Imagine grading a fish, elephant, and bird on the same task and calling it “fair.” 🙃🔥
#Neurodiversity #ADHD #Dyslexia #DisabilityJustice #EducationReform #StopAbleism
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31 years ago this month, I warned that America was becoming a two-tiered society composed of a few winners and a larger group left behind, whose anger and disillusionment could be easily manipulated.
I took a lot of heat for this speech. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.
I took a lot of heat for this speech. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.
A Warning from 1994 of a Two-Tiered Society | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
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November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
31 years ago this month, I warned that America was becoming a two-tiered society composed of a few winners and a larger group left behind, whose anger and disillusionment could be easily manipulated.
I took a lot of heat for this speech. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.
I took a lot of heat for this speech. Watch and tell me if I was wrong.
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❗️Prime Minister of Poland Tusk: I wish to remind our allies that NATO was created to defend the West against the Soviet aggression, that is against Russia. And its foundation was solidarity, not selfish interests. I hope that nothing has changed.
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
❗️Prime Minister of Poland Tusk: I wish to remind our allies that NATO was created to defend the West against the Soviet aggression, that is against Russia. And its foundation was solidarity, not selfish interests. I hope that nothing has changed.