Depreciable Ass
@buttjohnson.bsky.social
Self loathing accountant. Frequent Tennis attempter and recreational baker. Marquette Basketball sufferer
*Samson as the lead singer Manfred Mann's Earth Band* Blinded by my wife
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
*Samson as the lead singer Manfred Mann's Earth Band* Blinded by my wife
@johncullen.bsky.social hey John, if Jesus curled, would he automatically go first every single time?
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@johncullen.bsky.social hey John, if Jesus curled, would he automatically go first every single time?
I got the disgraced pastor of a megachurch who misappropriated money to retweet me and I changed my name to him having a micropenis and it stayed up for like two weeks
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I got the disgraced pastor of a megachurch who misappropriated money to retweet me and I changed my name to him having a micropenis and it stayed up for like two weeks
I will pray for you
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I will pray for you
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
Someone at Ole Miss threw a basketball on the field and the ref got a BUCKET
September 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
No they won’t.
That potentially dramatic turn in the tariff saga comes after a federal appeals court ruled on Friday that Trump unlawfully leaned on the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) to impose across-the-board duties on countries.
If Trump loses his tariff lawsuit, America may have to refund businesses more than $200 billion | CNN Business
www.cnn.com
September 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
No they won’t.
Nobody wants to work anymore
"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
August 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore
Snorting gabapentin on the changeover because I drank too much coffee before my rec tennis match
August 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Snorting gabapentin on the changeover because I drank too much coffee before my rec tennis match
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Alexei Ramírez
SS
Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2016
CHW - TBD - SDP
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Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2016
CHW - TBD - SDP
Alexei Ramírez at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Alexei Ramírez
baseball-reference.com
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Alexei Ramírez
SS
Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2016
CHW - TBD - SDP
SS
Debut: 2008 - Retired: 2016
CHW - TBD - SDP
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com looked this up and was astounded. Alonso just set the Mets franchise record for HRs at 253. The rays (Longoria 261), the Marlins (Stanton 267), and the Nats (Zimmerman 284) all have more.
The real jaw dropper to me is that the Padres, from 1969, is Machado with 167.
The real jaw dropper to me is that the Padres, from 1969, is Machado with 167.
August 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com looked this up and was astounded. Alonso just set the Mets franchise record for HRs at 253. The rays (Longoria 261), the Marlins (Stanton 267), and the Nats (Zimmerman 284) all have more.
The real jaw dropper to me is that the Padres, from 1969, is Machado with 167.
The real jaw dropper to me is that the Padres, from 1969, is Machado with 167.
It’s still real to me damnit!
July 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s still real to me damnit!
Reading the #news
Catherine Tondelli won a trip to Rome in the summer of 1999. On her first night, she threw three coins in the Trevi Fountain and came to face-to-face with her future husband.
Here’s how an Italian vacation romance turned into a love story spanning 25 years and counting.
Here’s how an Italian vacation romance turned into a love story spanning 25 years and counting.
She threw three coins in the Trevi Fountain and immediately met the man she would marry | CNN
American Catherine Tondelli won a trip to Rome, Italy in the summer of 1999. On her first night, she threw three coins in the city’s Trevi Fountain and came to face-to-face with her future husband, lo...
www.cnn.com
June 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reading the #news
Bleach should be reserved for your asshole only
SCOOP
For years an FDA warning about the dangers of chlorine dioxide helped prevent it going mainstream.
Bleachers spent years calling for it to be removed
In May, it disappeared
Now, the bleachers think RFK will make all their dreams come true
www.wired.com/story/chlori...
For years an FDA warning about the dangers of chlorine dioxide helped prevent it going mainstream.
Bleachers spent years calling for it to be removed
In May, it disappeared
Now, the bleachers think RFK will make all their dreams come true
www.wired.com/story/chlori...
The Bleach Community Is Ready for RFK Jr. To Make Their Dreams Come True
Online communities dedicated to the use of a toxic bleach solution to treat everything from cancer to autism believe Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is interested in their cause.
www.wired.com
June 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bleach should be reserved for your asshole only
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
"I introduce the latest in a long line of still images of catastrophic Jorge Soler defense:" - @alexandraw.bsky.social
www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
June 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
The dream is dead
The White Sox designated Mike Clevinger for assignment, called up Steven Wilson.
Justin Anderson also cleared waivers.
Justin Anderson also cleared waivers.
April 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The dream is dead
When the Last of us had a non-straight kiss
What's the SCARIEST moment you've ever experienced in a video game?
April 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When the Last of us had a non-straight kiss
If Chili’s adds a drive through I swear on my soul I will go once
Chili’s is ratcheting up its fight against fast food rivals with a new cheeseburger that might make McDonald’s call their lawyers. cnn.it/43Vu0VA
April 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If Chili’s adds a drive through I swear on my soul I will go once
Frodo getting detained at US Customs with the One Ring because the agents thought the Black Speech Tengwar was Arabic.
March 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Frodo getting detained at US Customs with the One Ring because the agents thought the Black Speech Tengwar was Arabic.
He could achieve peak efficiency by just doing it himself
'They Basically Wanna Kill Me': Musk Alleges Cloak-and-Dagger Conspiracy Is Trying To Take Him Down
‘They Basically Wanna Kill Me’: Musk Alleges Cloak-and-Dagger Conspiracy Is Trying To Take Him Down
Billionaire White House adviser Elon Musk suggested there is a vast conspiracy against him, the ultimate aim of which is his death and the end of Tesla Motors.
bit.ly
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He could achieve peak efficiency by just doing it himself
You can’t just restate the same earnings for 4 straight years I guess
JUST IN: Forever 21's US operator files for bankruptcy
March 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
You can’t just restate the same earnings for 4 straight years I guess
Just lost my job as the bid manager for Alameda county’s Catholic Church
March 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just lost my job as the bid manager for Alameda county’s Catholic Church
