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Depreciable Ass
@buttjohnson.bsky.social
Self loathing accountant. Frequent Tennis attempter and recreational baker. Marquette Basketball sufferer
I’m really nostalgic for a special teams play that caused me to break my remote control after 5 minutes of silence.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Might be the game that’s made me just casually smile the most since Mario odyssey
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m not a terribly confident guy but I feel confident enough in saying that incredible perfect hit should be encouraged and is flagged 11/10 times vs the chiefs
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I appreciate you utilizing your significant connections for this urgent matter.
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m more worried about how the prior facemask is ignored. I’d rather not have santos kick outside of 30-40
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Schumer should eat his own penis
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Need this kid to guest star at a less than Jake concert
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hey Tim eat your own penis
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Granted I’m a white Sox fan so grain of salt but did Tucker ever seem happy to you? Seems like he knew from day one it was a rental situation
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my fatigue is coming from continuous % of tax increases while the underlying cause isn’t getting addressed.

this is a forward looking measure I enthusiastically support, but there is still the gross mismanagement of resources that tossing cash at doesn’t fix. Save $ through proactive maintenance!
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Best food I’ve had at a brewery, and I’ve been to way too many around the US
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you can get to Boulder, Avery is incredible
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Russ as handsome squidward??
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
October 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I have had a white one of these now for several years and it’s the hat that many people absolutely go out of their way to compliment. Just an absolute flawless logo
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You’d have to sue about 10 million cops who missed the point as well
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Even in resounding success, eagles fans have a breathtaking amount of victimhood they must claim
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thanks John Madden
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Blake Treinen looking south wistfully from his bullpen seat
October 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m surprised they allowed her to say that on tv!!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
On the flip side, I do still want to know about the weird things he’s injecting into his dick for amusement purposes
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM