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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14m

yesss that’s exactly how i pictured it too lmao

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 40m

i think my voice just dropped an octave?!

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you 🌚 @c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social · 1h

the only way to post online is to live in constant fear

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 11h

looking forwards to flirty friday and sassy saturday

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heaven or los alamos & the hungry ghost @ghostlips.bsky.social · 14h

ai is a secular faith that is entirely divorced from spirituality and therefore fails at a person-to-person level as it is almost entirely solipsistic in practice and philosophy. it's the sum of all parts and nothing more, mirrored from your own psyche. it can never want to help, as it cannot

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 12h

aw fuck it’s like if all the airplanes dumped their tanks at once

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

the only jonathan that should be in a cage is my neighbor jonathan

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

a dog named jonathon

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

sitting on your trunk making my lunchable on your spoiler

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

Instagram poll asking if the previous reel, the thumbnail showing naked legs standing over a jar, should be seen by anyone 13 or older, anyone 18 or older, or no one.

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

it’s almost gosh darn halloween 🎃

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

astronauts can’t relax on the toilet or it’ll suck their intestines out :o

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

it’s not even that good

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16h

people love to laugh*

*people on bluesky do not love to laugh

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 16h

i just assume all your vagueposts
about somone good is about me
and all your bad ones are about
my annoying neighbor bradley

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 15h

note to self: hey sexy ;)

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15h

look we've all spent a lot of time thinking about what kind of knives our mutuals would carry based upon their posting styles

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 17h

obsessed with the mental image of some New Yawk guido calling his wife "my Nawth fuckin' Stah"

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 17h

ahhh i fuckin love you, sheev!

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 17h

it’s crazy to think that tons of tiny creatures live in me and probably see my diet as natural disasters

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 17h

i’m filled with dormant lifeforms

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 17h

oh no, it’s him, his wife, and his kids. my uncle would NEVER be that unserious

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 17h

my cousin would have “dog dinner” once a week where his family sits on the floor and eats out of bowls like dogs. i swear on my SOUL

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 17h

calling jokes chucklers now

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Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 17h

my brain contains multitudes, and my heart contains universes