Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
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YIMBY. Scientist. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42. Bi 🩷💜💙 MI→VA. Love → building on fire. Heartstopper. Amtrak. Gym. Divorce. Religion. Crisis.
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buildingonfire.bsky.social
Craigslist, missed connections:

It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
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they should have tinder but for people like in the movie crash. people who have crash syndrome where they want to do a car crash sexual style
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Locketober day 14: coffee
Tomorrow: something green

#heartsky
Two pictures of Joe Locke. Black and white. V neck sweater, pendant necklace, bangs brushed down, holding a coffee cup.
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
No it's a good day. It's an alternative to going to daycare.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Lol. I feel like my friends were watching it right and most reviewers really are watching it wrong. Seeing people describe it as A Romance/Relationship. And we were like this is A Problem. It's also insane that he picked a 17yo and not like a 22yo or 24yo as the woman who was way too young for him.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
"I just want to buy more bananas and bring them home."
-3yo, on his plans for the day
buildingonfire.bsky.social
The vaccine or are we getting hella infected?
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Can we post swords again?
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Lol. No I know the score. You don't need to keep telling me the score.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Work centrifuge sounds like the bathing suit dryer at the gym (also technically a centrifuge).
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I need a montage of famous cops in movies and TV shows flashing their badges and announcing their names, followed by a stream of masked ICE guys refusing to give theirs.
a woman is getting out of a car with the nbc logo on the bottom
ALT: a woman is getting out of a car with the nbc logo on the bottom
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buildingonfire.bsky.social
70% of trees are seeded by squirrels forgetting where they buried their acorns. The rest are from parents trying to discreetly offload the continuous supply of nuts their toddlers bring then.
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buildingonfire.bsky.social
🫣🫣🫣

I think my parents watched the first awkward sex scene in "y tu mama" while in the room with me before leaving
buildingonfire.bsky.social
I needed to use the monkey backpack for biking and the last thing we had used it for was as a diaper bag and I was like "why is this so heavy?" And I thought it was the packet of diaper wipes but it was that PLUS the acorns and rocks the twins collected in the side pocket.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Sometimes I remember that I watched Manhattan as a teenage girl with other teenage girls and we all thought Woody Allen was gross and that Hemingway was cute and it didn't make sense that she would want to date him, except that's how he wanted to write a teenage girl. We didn't finish the movie.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
Eyes are tits of the face for the eyes. Cheeks are tits of the face for the hands.
buildingonfire.bsky.social
I kind of like doing this whole month of pictures thing because I do get to post randoms that no one is bringing up.
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cripdyke.bsky.social
Said this before, but at a church mtg my BFF was at (topic: protect trans kids) they were deciding on public actions. Two white dudes (25-35) were worried about violent reactions by cops. Oldest white woman there asked "Who here has been tear gassed?" and every woman over 50 raised her hand.
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
leftist meme with too much text
anthony bourdain meme with the text "once youve looked at the emissions of the meat industry & how much agricultural output is wasted for that and how this poisons poor communities and destroys ecosystems you'll never stop wanting to beat a delicious onion and lentil mash for piyaji with your bare hands"