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Couth
@buildingonfire.bsky.social
YIMBY. Scientist. Boy mom. Ur dad. 42. Bi 🩷💜💙
MI→VA. Love → building on fire.

Heartstopper. Amtrak. Gym. Divorce. Religion. Crisis.
Pinned
Craigslist, missed connections:

It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?
they should have tinder but for people like in the movie crash. people who have crash syndrome where they want to do a car crash sexual style
Is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Christmas movie?
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ok. Let's do the four day weekend again only this time all my kids go to school. Would that be a good idea?
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I thought this was about Heated Rivalry.
It'll be huge in Canada and Finland.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Girl who is fine but can't stop pronouncing the L in soldering.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I dream of cherry pies,
Candy bars and
Chocolate chip cookies

-talking heads
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Time to make a Rosencrantz & Guildenstern first-person shooter
Checking to see if Tom Stoppard wrote any videogames so I can add to the discussion but not even one Call of Duty, not even a single existential Conker game on the résumé
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Help, my infinite number of monkeys keeps writing smutty little stories about Christmas elves
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I have the tiniest, goo-goo ga-ga cold but I've had it for three weeks and it won't go away.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We Bought a Zootopia 2
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is chill, right?
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Big day for cell culture guys at work.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You're a garden,
You're a harbor,
You're a holy place.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The children talked and next year they want thanksgiving dinner to be 100% pies.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What's up?
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did everyone have a good devil's night?
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hi. Good morning. Is it noon yet?
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Literally cried two different times *after* my period so now I'm a detective trying to figure out what is happening.
Just real quick googling what happens when you stop disassociating.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Maybe next year I'll make the local delicacy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just real quick googling what happens when you stop disassociating.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Jenny Walser petting this fake dog is so funny to me. Those things are so prickly, and she's just like this is my friend!
December 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Guys, is hell just housing for the devil?
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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One of my best friends was raised JW, and I asked him the other day if they believed in the devil, since they don’t believe in Hell. He said “Very much so.”

And all I could think was, “But where does he LIVE?”
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM