Brian 😷 Chase
@bsquad.bsky.social
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Looking for feedback on my new viral skit
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Looking for feedback on my new viral skit
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(This all comes from Blood in the Machine by Brian Merchant, which draws a line from the Luddite rebellion to the modern tech industry, go read it, it's really good: bookshop.org/p/books/bloo... )
Blood in the Machine: The Origins of the Rebellion Against Big Tech
The Origins of the Rebellion Against Big Tech
bookshop.org
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
(This all comes from Blood in the Machine by Brian Merchant, which draws a line from the Luddite rebellion to the modern tech industry, go read it, it's really good: bookshop.org/p/books/bloo... )
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I don’t know what’s more amazing, how stupid he thinks his followers are, or how correct he is about that
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don’t know what’s more amazing, how stupid he thinks his followers are, or how correct he is about that
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A friend pointed out that right after I published last week's post arguing that the notion that X/Twitter was a "global town square" could finally be laid to rest for good, Elon felt compelled to tweet 'nuh uh.'
Attempts to find his burner BITM subscriber email have so far proved unsuccessful
Attempts to find his burner BITM subscriber email have so far proved unsuccessful
September 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A friend pointed out that right after I published last week's post arguing that the notion that X/Twitter was a "global town square" could finally be laid to rest for good, Elon felt compelled to tweet 'nuh uh.'
Attempts to find his burner BITM subscriber email have so far proved unsuccessful
Attempts to find his burner BITM subscriber email have so far proved unsuccessful
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Shoutout to people who text to make sure we’re in a good headspace before they call. Like obviously we are not, but since you were cool about we’ll make an exception.
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shoutout to people who text to make sure we’re in a good headspace before they call. Like obviously we are not, but since you were cool about we’ll make an exception.
I kinda love how いただきます is like a formalized, and more sincere, analogue to “rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub” in place of saying grace before a meal.
September 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I kinda love how いただきます is like a formalized, and more sincere, analogue to “rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub” in place of saying grace before a meal.
Damn, my weekend was already shaping up to be a serious all-timer, and now I’m hearing it might have happened also???
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Damn, my weekend was already shaping up to be a serious all-timer, and now I’m hearing it might have happened also???
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A fun fact about me is that I can also miss 100% of the shots I do take.
August 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A fun fact about me is that I can also miss 100% of the shots I do take.
Someone should invent a movie that dipshit YouTubers can’t spoil with a thumbnail.
August 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Someone should invent a movie that dipshit YouTubers can’t spoil with a thumbnail.
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Season 3 of peopleWatching is officially complete! We look forward to releasing soon-- stay tuned for more laughs/crying!
July 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Season 3 of peopleWatching is officially complete! We look forward to releasing soon-- stay tuned for more laughs/crying!
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I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
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We need a slur for mosquitos
July 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We need a slur for mosquitos
Gotta take every little drop of joy these days, and Keith David fucking rules.
Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
July 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gotta take every little drop of joy these days, and Keith David fucking rules.
I can fix her
Natasha Lyonne is so goddamn hot, but a problematic crush. why does she have to be anti bike lane and pro ai?
June 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I can fix her
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
June 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
June 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
One of the best parts of Murderbot is the immaculate “just guys being dudes” energy of Ratthi
June 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
One of the best parts of Murderbot is the immaculate “just guys being dudes” energy of Ratthi
Me trying to get a Severance fan into classic Steve Martin comedies:
“The Jerk” is mysterious and important.
“The Jerk” is mysterious and important.
June 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me trying to get a Severance fan into classic Steve Martin comedies:
“The Jerk” is mysterious and important.
“The Jerk” is mysterious and important.
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It should be a crime higher than treason for an app to mute your music or podcast if it’s not doing anything of equal importance.
June 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It should be a crime higher than treason for an app to mute your music or podcast if it’s not doing anything of equal importance.
lmao at the banjo melody of Rains of Castamere in the latest Poker Face.
May 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
lmao at the banjo melody of Rains of Castamere in the latest Poker Face.
Natasha Lyonne is so goddamn hot, but a problematic crush. why does she have to be anti bike lane and pro ai?
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Natasha Lyonne is so goddamn hot, but a problematic crush. why does she have to be anti bike lane and pro ai?
Maybe I am wishing on a star here, and it would ruin things, but I could take a movie or miniseries of Bix, Kleya, and Vel on a mission to find Cassian’s sister in the aftermath of A New Hope…
May 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Maybe I am wishing on a star here, and it would ruin things, but I could take a movie or miniseries of Bix, Kleya, and Vel on a mission to find Cassian’s sister in the aftermath of A New Hope…
Underrated win of Andor: It was nice to see Richard Sammel in a good guy role for a change. The temptation would be to make him an empire ghoul. I feel like the dude is cast as a nazi in fucking everything, and he showed some real emotional depth as the de facto figurehead of the Ghor resistance.
May 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Underrated win of Andor: It was nice to see Richard Sammel in a good guy role for a change. The temptation would be to make him an empire ghoul. I feel like the dude is cast as a nazi in fucking everything, and he showed some real emotional depth as the de facto figurehead of the Ghor resistance.