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bryangarner.bsky.social
🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner
@bryangarner.bsky.social
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My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). Content strategy and franchise management, but no work stuff mentioned. Gardening. Pets. Gratitude. Improv. I still think MAGAts are f*tards, but won't mention it (much).
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · Apr 25
Done
whatsername2.bsky.social Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · Apr 21
Happy to say my acct has been verified with the symbol : 🎉

It verifies you as a shitposter, and/or just validates you in general...the way your parents never did.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 11h
Patriots
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 12h
Can we talk about his raised lapel/collar? Is that a statement? I used to do that with my jean jacket in 1986. Is it a thing again?
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 12h
You hate to see it
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
This song just came on my playlist while I'm working, but it's great for No Kings Day:

You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher
-- Peter Gabriel (Biko)
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher
-- Peter Gabriel
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
A+ skeet
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
Aunt Tifa!
aletakesphotos.bsky.social Alejandro Alvarez @aletakesphotos.bsky.social · 19h
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 14h
Today in Kent, Ohio. Yes, THAT Kent.

A psycho Trumper charged into the No Kings rally, throwing punches, assaulted a woman. He was armed. The crowd tackled him.

I considered going to Kent for the protest. It's an hour drive for me. Went to downtown Cleveland instead.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
"This dinner theater would be much better if we had some tiddies."
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
We can reclaim the moniker Patriot now
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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14h
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
Zohran Mamdani looking uncharacteristically calculating
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 14h
Hey, hey, hey!
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David Ingram @davidingram.bsky.social · 15h
A play in three acts
A post from Will Stancill trolling DHS DHS trying to troll Will Stancill Grok rebutting DHS, saying Will Stancill is not a threat
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 15h
“Maybe [Freedom] (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Democracy perhaps means a little bit more.” — The Grinch
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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 16h
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 15h
I'm currently collaborating with my daughter on a work project and - might I say to you, the void in my computer - I am so fucking proud.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 19h
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 17h
Stephen Miller watching all the Who people coming together
a cartoon of grinch standing on top of a snow covered cliff
ALT: a cartoon of grinch standing on top of a snow covered cliff
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 17h
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 17h
Predatory capitalism
the-core.lol Children of the Core @the-core.lol · 17h
Leo is on a heater this week ngl
richraho.bsky.social Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 23h
Pope Leo: Those “who in commerce engage in usurious and mercantile practices that cause hunger and death among their brothers and sisters in humanity, create ‘structures of sin’ and carry ‘grave responsibility.’” www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news...
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 17h
Yay, OTPers!

Also: sigh. OTPers...
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 17h
I wonder how low it is if you remove real estate agents
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 2d
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster
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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 1d
Remember when photos of Elian Gonzales were a call to arms?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.

Epstein Shutdown.
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