BRUNFTY
@brunfty.bsky.social
recently deceased
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this remote cabin in the woods seems like a good place to recite from the dubious tome I found in a creepy basement
July 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM
this remote cabin in the woods seems like a good place to recite from the dubious tome I found in a creepy basement
placing an ominous stick figure on my boss’s desk with an evil chuckle and assuring him it’s for good luck
July 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM
placing an ominous stick figure on my boss’s desk with an evil chuckle and assuring him it’s for good luck
people always assume I’m a floating pair of eyes, but I’m actually three bats in a cloak
July 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
people always assume I’m a floating pair of eyes, but I’m actually three bats in a cloak
if girls can be scared of spiders, I can be cautious around monkeys with flamethrowers
July 28, 2024 at 5:21 PM
if girls can be scared of spiders, I can be cautious around monkeys with flamethrowers
I only go on dates if they are preceded by good omens, like a rain of blood or a plague of locust
July 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I only go on dates if they are preceded by good omens, like a rain of blood or a plague of locust
Me:
What do you want for your birthday ?
Moth gf:
How about lamps and torches, flashlights, light bulbs and a thousand candles
What do you want for your birthday ?
Moth gf:
How about lamps and torches, flashlights, light bulbs and a thousand candles
July 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Me:
What do you want for your birthday ?
Moth gf:
How about lamps and torches, flashlights, light bulbs and a thousand candles
What do you want for your birthday ?
Moth gf:
How about lamps and torches, flashlights, light bulbs and a thousand candles
bro why are there no chainsaws in your house
July 28, 2024 at 2:31 PM
bro why are there no chainsaws in your house
Thom Yorke is holding me hostage in a Taco Bell in West Hollywood
July 28, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Thom Yorke is holding me hostage in a Taco Bell in West Hollywood
ordering black mold at the drive thru
July 28, 2024 at 2:29 PM
ordering black mold at the drive thru
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Sorry I was lured by a sickly sweet scent into a lush looking alcove which swallowed me whole
July 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Sorry I was lured by a sickly sweet scent into a lush looking alcove which swallowed me whole
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the horrors that happen in the bog stay in the bog
July 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
the horrors that happen in the bog stay in the bog
and now the clouds are holding thunderous communion with the mountains
July 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
and now the clouds are holding thunderous communion with the mountains
yeah I’m a big fan of body horror (looking into the mirror)
July 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
yeah I’m a big fan of body horror (looking into the mirror)
who up being mentally disheveled
July 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
who up being mentally disheveled
we all have that one weird friend who leads a normal life and is not obsessed with triangles
July 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
we all have that one weird friend who leads a normal life and is not obsessed with triangles
hey, if I don’t tear apart the fabric of reality and induce mass psychosis in my followers, then who will
July 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
hey, if I don’t tear apart the fabric of reality and induce mass psychosis in my followers, then who will
I have 249 teeth, but not all of them are mine
July 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I have 249 teeth, but not all of them are mine
life is all about getting punched in the face by invisible entities
July 27, 2024 at 1:04 PM
life is all about getting punched in the face by invisible entities
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Sitting in a crowded food court eating a full roast and demanding a jester
July 27, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Sitting in a crowded food court eating a full roast and demanding a jester
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wearing a ski mask every day for the next week
July 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
wearing a ski mask every day for the next week
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digging a hole for no reason
July 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
digging a hole for no reason
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*Writes love poems on all the toe tags in the morgue*
May 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
*Writes love poems on all the toe tags in the morgue*
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What do you think I’m going to be like once I get born
July 27, 2024 at 6:38 AM
What do you think I’m going to be like once I get born
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just found out i've been wearing my dunce cap backwards all these years
July 27, 2024 at 6:47 AM
just found out i've been wearing my dunce cap backwards all these years