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Laura Broccoli
@broccoli2000.bsky.social
Mostly cats
First the ultrawealthy got mad that the plebes were not so bad off, so they fixed it. Now they're mad that we won't stop talking about it, so they're fixing that too.
I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Pantone Color of the year is white. Satire is dead.
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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This bird’s greed delights me
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Tis the season for constantly cuddling kitties.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It turns out all Corgi crosses DO look like a Corgi cosplaying as the other breed.
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there.

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By @chazhutton.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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it is the 4738th inning

vladimir guerrero the third comes in as a defensive replacement for his father

the pitcher signals for another intentional walk to shohei ohtani
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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"Hey kids, we're here!"
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Doh! That was meant for my mom and sister. No wonder they never replied. lol”
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Theory: cats can have ADHD too
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I really hope this leads to a massive reckoning and fixing of the system of government there. Partly because I’m looking forward to the Guy Fawkes type holiday where everyone dresses up in animal costumes.
one response to this (correct) observation is to say “well, the cops will attack you no matter how you dress and behave.” that’s right. images of cops and ICE beating grandmas and kids in inflatable frog costumes is a win for the opposition.
one of the reasons they're so mad at "no kings" is that they thought they were going to get a different kind of protest. they *want* the black bloc to be out there fighting with the cops. those are the images they've been trying to generate from "go." instead--

newrepublic.com/article/2016...
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Decision Based Evidence Making
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s beer time. #caskdays #barvolo
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Cats are loving our global warming sponsored October. Unprecedented warmth, but I’m happy seeing my cats happy.
October 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A little known fact that big hygiene product manufacturing doesn't want you to know:
**100% of autistic children in the US were born to mothers who used toilet paper in their 1st trimester.**

Shocking if true!
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ms Dare.
September 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I know that there’s a bit of a conundrum about what to do with Doctor Who when all the big players both ❤️ DW and want to work on other things… but what IF Doctor Who was simply an Xmas special every year starring David Tennant?
September 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oysters from this man's state are killing people due to an outbreak of Vibrio vulnificus - a "flesh eating" bacteria. But sure, let's worry about growing imaginary extra ears or turning into fictional aliens.
"Even if it doesn’t turn you into the alien if you eat this stuff, I guarantee you’ll grow an extra ear."
Senator Says Radioactive Shrimp Will Turn You Into the Alien From 'Alien'
gizmodo.com
September 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Happy Labour Day!
This is the day when we honour and celebrate the history of the Canadian Labour Movement.
Did you know Americans took the idea for Labor Day from Canada?
Or that the holiday dates back 130+ years?
This is the story!

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September 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM