Brian Oliu
@brianoliu.bsky.social
former bama higher ed / current mn hunger relief comms / former egan’s dj / current cool dad / former bad poet-athlete / current bad poet-athlete
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donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
Just threatened to throw all of the Christmas presents in the trash if you want to know how the bedtime routine is going
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Just threatened to throw all of the Christmas presents in the trash if you want to know how the bedtime routine is going
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trump 2 is all about owning the libs by not firing anyone no matter how badly they fuck up. so instead it just turns into this bizarre loyalty exercise where everyone in the administration, especially the person who fucked up, is supposed to deny it ever happened and blame the media
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
trump 2 is all about owning the libs by not firing anyone no matter how badly they fuck up. so instead it just turns into this bizarre loyalty exercise where everyone in the administration, especially the person who fucked up, is supposed to deny it ever happened and blame the media
Stumble is an incredible show and you should watch it
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Stumble is an incredible show and you should watch it
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when someone tries to sell Diego Pavia as a fringe first rounder for a week in April I’ll be ready to sell an organ for this game
The kind of stuff I’d chug in April
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when someone tries to sell Diego Pavia as a fringe first rounder for a week in April I’ll be ready to sell an organ for this game
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my opinion of people being assholes publicly has nosedived since its become clear that the result of this becoming normalized is, like, american fascism. we need to bring back shame and humility. you need those things to have a society
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
my opinion of people being assholes publicly has nosedived since its become clear that the result of this becoming normalized is, like, american fascism. we need to bring back shame and humility. you need those things to have a society
I live in the Twin Cities. I hope I find out while getting coffee & everyone starts honking their horns and banging pots and pans.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I live in the Twin Cities. I hope I find out while getting coffee & everyone starts honking their horns and banging pots and pans.
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Kind of an incredible note from STATS Perform and Wolves PR maven Aaron Freeman:
This is the first time since 2003 that the Wolves, Vikings and Wild have all won on the same day. 2003!
This is the first time since 2003 that the Wolves, Vikings and Wild have all won on the same day. 2003!
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Kind of an incredible note from STATS Perform and Wolves PR maven Aaron Freeman:
This is the first time since 2003 that the Wolves, Vikings and Wild have all won on the same day. 2003!
This is the first time since 2003 that the Wolves, Vikings and Wild have all won on the same day. 2003!
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John Cena's final match is his first tapout loss since 2004 against Kurt Angle.
A smile and a tap on the way out.
A smile and a tap on the way out.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
John Cena's final match is his first tapout loss since 2004 against Kurt Angle.
A smile and a tap on the way out.
A smile and a tap on the way out.
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Jorts at half mast. John Cena has been compromised to a permanent end
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jorts at half mast. John Cena has been compromised to a permanent end
Gunther is approaching Bryan Danielson levels of must watch
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Gunther is approaching Bryan Danielson levels of must watch
To use a Gunther line, our great sport
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
To use a Gunther line, our great sport
I think Gunther wins with the STF & uses it going forward
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think Gunther wins with the STF & uses it going forward
I convinced the bad part of gump twitter that I had a Heisman vote & they were furious that I had one
Anyway I would’ve voted for Mendoza
Anyway I would’ve voted for Mendoza
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I convinced the bad part of gump twitter that I had a Heisman vote & they were furious that I had one
Anyway I would’ve voted for Mendoza
Anyway I would’ve voted for Mendoza
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conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
again the nra is silent
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
again the nra is silent
Ronan has the classic “little kid egg allergy” so I make him a custom breakfast sandwich which is just a sausage biscuit, a nice reminder that the child was born in Birmingham, Alabama
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ronan has the classic “little kid egg allergy” so I make him a custom breakfast sandwich which is just a sausage biscuit, a nice reminder that the child was born in Birmingham, Alabama
Best wolves win of the season? Sure!
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Best wolves win of the season? Sure!
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It's clear from the article that ICE is *miserable* here. They're freezing their asses off and being harassed everywhere they go. Property managers aren't allowing them access to rental properties and people know their rights and aren't letting them in.
KEEP IT UP.
KEEP IT UP.
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's clear from the article that ICE is *miserable* here. They're freezing their asses off and being harassed everywhere they go. Property managers aren't allowing them access to rental properties and people know their rights and aren't letting them in.
KEEP IT UP.
KEEP IT UP.
I find it very rude that most Braves fans aren’t Falcons fans because the Falcons are the most lolmets NFL team
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I find it very rude that most Braves fans aren’t Falcons fans because the Falcons are the most lolmets NFL team
Oh man a Patrick Murphy-ing would be hilarious
Kalen DeBoer would be the obvious top name for Michigan.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh man a Patrick Murphy-ing would be hilarious
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Please come work with us CNF writers! It is very cold but the food and community are great
Apply to work in our great creative writing program!
The Creative Writing Program in the Department of English at the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities campus) invites applications for the Edelstein-Keller Endowed Visiting Writer Chairship: hr.myu.umn.edu/jobs/ext/371...
The Creative Writing Program in the Department of English at the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities campus) invites applications for the Edelstein-Keller Endowed Visiting Writer Chairship: hr.myu.umn.edu/jobs/ext/371...
Careers
The Visiting Writer Chair will consult closely with, and work under the direction of, the Director and Assistant Director of Creative Writing on Edelstein-Keller annual programming. The programming is facilitated by staff support and agreed upon by the Creative Writing Program faculty.
hr.myu.umn.edu
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Please come work with us CNF writers! It is very cold but the food and community are great
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"