brianjh.bsky.social
@brianjh.bsky.social
formerly andrebazinga you-know-where
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(forgetting my lines on stage but drawing on my extensive improv background) Get ahold of yourself Uncle Vanya!! Nasty son of a bitch! (Slapping him like in the movie Airplane!) Nasty!! Oh You nasty huh!!

Director: (Biting his clipboard so hard his eardrums pop)
April 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
chair company is unrelenting. nightmarish
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
larry cohen it’s alive
so the only non-dud trilogies are Alien, LotR, Toy Story and Star Wars right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
harriet and herbert
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
in my scant leisure time i’ve been working through apostol’s calculus book, doing every exercise in a little notebook. this is while i teach ap calculus bc (the curriculum from which i learned calculus 20 years ago)
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
son was exposed to “who let the dogs out” in gym class but somehow heard the words as “don’t make a johnson” (??)
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
five from martinu i’ve been savoring

piano quartet
symphony 4
nonet
oboe concerto
frescoes of piero della francesca

all marvelous for new converts
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
bizarro neal gamby
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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(guy trying to downplay having invented the number zero) Don't worry about it. it's literally nothing
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the fisher-price kick-and-play recorded music set is so good front to back. “purple monkey in a bubblegum tree” literally a perfect pop song
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
pluribus . . . idk man
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
baby has become interested in my nipples. i don’t blame her. imagine the intrigue of walking into a restaurant and they’re fully out of food
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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"right to exist as a Jewish state" is straightforwardly just a demand that the world accept the systematic oppression of Palestinians on the basis of race
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
and to think he did it without courting bill ackman!
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
ten months of harriet
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
this is so inane it hurts
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
less and less niche these days but one-laptop-per-student programs in schools were an enormous grift and terrible for kids. in general the whole ed tech industry should be nationalized and disbanded
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
finally beat karmelita after like a week. classic HK boss experience of gradually learning the patterns, building habits, and eventually wondering how it was ever so hard. loving this game
getting a little silksong fatigue as i approach the endgame act 3 bosses
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
rock out with your bach out
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM