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I am British, the resulting dryness of my sense of humour...

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 10d

This is how it's done.

Masked armed individuals refusing to identify themselves could just be pretending to be police in the facilitation of their criminal activity.

You don't know if they're armed kidnappers or not.

More of this please.

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 1d

Young Republicans group chat.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 7h

Every time.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 7h

Oh... this is too easy.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 7h

Out of curiosity, are they using the big tree planting drones?

I love those things.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 7h

Bring back bullying.

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 14h

Bring as many American flags to No Kings as you can.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Scalise refers to No Kings as the "Hate America Rally"

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 7h

I love the irony of chopping down trees to restore wilderness, but sometimes, that's what's done.

We cut down 10,000 trees to restore a dead forest

YouTube video by Planet Wild

www.youtube.com

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 9h

No, not the Jeffrey Epstein giraffe!

Where's Gary the Guantanamo Gator when you need him?

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12h

ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.

Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 13h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Tell CPD to start arresting these gestapo feds when they commit crimes.

The best time to fight back was yesterday. The second best is now.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

The "Warrior ethos" can't even beat hot weather 😂.

Pentagon retreats from climate fight even as heat and storms slam troops

For decades, the military treated climate change as a threat. Now it’s backing away from plans to protect people and bases from extreme weather.

floodlightnews.org

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Day 13 of preventing the release of the Epstein files.

Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 1d

It's day 13 of the shutdown. What's Trump doing?

Negotiating a budget deal? No.

Preventing premiums from doubling? No.

Stopping 15 million Americans from losing health care? No.

He's meeting the Pres. of Argentina to reward him with a $20 billion bailout.

America first?

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d

The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of £800 million) doesn’t like taxing wealth fairly.

I wonder how they got to this editorial decision?

Let’s tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again.

join.greenparty.org.uk

Polanski is talking nonsense about wealth taxes.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Next time I get charged for bribery for accepting a big brown sack with a dollar sign on it 💰, I'm going to use that defence.

"Your honour, is it illegal to accept a payment for services?"

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, @the-independent.com, why is "violation" in quotes? 🪿

Why is it in quotes motherfucker? 🏃‍♀️🪿

Trump-Gaza latest: Seven killed after Israel opens fire over ‘violation’ of ceasefire

Health authorities said that the fatalities had occurred across two separate incidents including a drone strike

www.independent.co.uk

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

"If you just return the hostages, this will end"

"Okay, we'll release all the hostages we still have"

"Lmao, you fell for that? We're going to bomb you because we've decided to move the goalposts again. Now you have to find every single Israeli corpse and return them too! Good luck!"

Israel says key Gaza crossing will stay closed over Hamas delay in returning hostage bodies - live updates

Israel will restrict aid into Gaza and delay plans to open the Rafah border crossing from Egypt at least until after Wednesday, reports say.

www.bbc.co.uk

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

As soon as this happens, it's over.

It's over over.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Well I never saw THAT one coming... /s

Trump-Gaza latest: Six killed after Israel opens fire over ‘violation’ of ceasefire

Health authorities said that the fatalities had occurred across two separate incidents

www.independent.co.uk

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Imgur is because of already existing data protection laws that they refused to follow. They pulled access from the UK to avoid being fined into oblivion.

Nothing to do with the Online Safety Act.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

The UK is actually one of the better countries in the Western world for this, as unlike most of Europe, we never introduced a universal ID policy, though we tried.

That's not saying much though, these polls still make me cringe.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Christ man, that's bleak.

I'm surprised with these polls that digital ID has become so unpopular. It really is just the Starmer Sadim touch (reverse Midas touch).

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

We said "no" when Blair tried it, we'll say "no" again.

As soon as Labour started to push this, support for the idea plummeted off a cliff.

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 5d

They are still claiming Digital ID is mandatory only for work.

Yet they want to consult on whether 13-16 year olds need it.

Why?

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

"Sorry, we had to establish Big Brother in order to stop illegal immigration"

They'll have to force me at gunpoint to have a digital ID.

CJ McKinney @cjmckinney.bsky.social · 1d

Government statement to MPs on digital ID yesterday evening. "Tackling illegal immigration" carefully positioned as the third of three reasons to do it, and even then "not a silver bullet" hansard.parliament.uk/commons/2025...

Digital ID - Hansard - UK Parliament

Hansard record of the item : 'Digital ID' on Monday 13 October 2025.

hansard.parliament.uk

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Oops, sorry, no unicorn under the pillow.

Reform UK abandoning manifesto pledge of £90bn in tax cuts, deputy leader admits

Richard Tice says party will concentrate on cutting civil service and scrapping net zero once in government

www.theguardian.com

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Remember it's the stairway to heaven or the highway to hell. The message is if you want to get into heaven, you should walk, not drive.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 2d

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