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Here's the man spreading right wing transphobic lies about the attempted Trump assassin. Connor Stringer from the @telegraph.co.uk, how does it feel to be propagating malicious fascist disinformation?
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Here's the man spreading right wing transphobic lies about the attempted Trump assassin. Connor Stringer from the @telegraph.co.uk, how does it feel to be propagating malicious fascist disinformation?
What everyone calls 🇩🇪,
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What everyone calls 🇩🇪,
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
That's not a joke, in one case, Portuguese explorers came across the Tupi people, who asked about another group nearby who spoke a different language, and they called them "Kayapó", which translates in the Tupi-Guarani language as that.
Their endonym is "Mẽbêngôkre" or "people of the water hole"
Their endonym is "Mẽbêngôkre" or "people of the water hole"
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That's not a joke, in one case, Portuguese explorers came across the Tupi people, who asked about another group nearby who spoke a different language, and they called them "Kayapó", which translates in the Tupi-Guarani language as that.
Their endonym is "Mẽbêngôkre" or "people of the water hole"
Their endonym is "Mẽbêngôkre" or "people of the water hole"
Congratulations! Your Priti Patel evolved into Suella Braverman!
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Congratulations! Your Priti Patel evolved into Suella Braverman!
All those minor candidates below are right leaning.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All those minor candidates below are right leaning.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
Oof... Chile is looking rough.
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oof... Chile is looking rough.
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
Trying to talk to a right winger about asylum policy always ends up like this:
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Trying to talk to a right winger about asylum policy always ends up like this:
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
Die linke is Germany's only hope. The centre-right is crashing and burning and the centre-left are not benefitting at all from it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Die linke is Germany's only hope. The centre-right is crashing and burning and the centre-left are not benefitting at all from it.
How bad? Four hours at Epstein's house, notoriously bugged with cameras to the high heavens, there's almost certainly video recording of Trump in that house, and who knows the content of those videos.
I don't think trying to spin it as "AI-generated" will save him. This could be an explosive end.
I don't think trying to spin it as "AI-generated" will save him. This could be an explosive end.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How bad? Four hours at Epstein's house, notoriously bugged with cameras to the high heavens, there's almost certainly video recording of Trump in that house, and who knows the content of those videos.
I don't think trying to spin it as "AI-generated" will save him. This could be an explosive end.
I don't think trying to spin it as "AI-generated" will save him. This could be an explosive end.
Map of the death penalty in America is just an election map.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Map of the death penalty in America is just an election map.
Sir, a second AI slop Coke advertisement has hit the airwaves...
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sir, a second AI slop Coke advertisement has hit the airwaves...
If Hochul stands her ground, she wins. New York is a net payer in federal taxes. If Trump does this she should cut off the federal funds immediately.
So sure Trump, you can cut off federal funds to New York... at your own peril.
And imagine if Newsom, Pritzker and Walz got on board too.
So sure Trump, you can cut off federal funds to New York... at your own peril.
And imagine if Newsom, Pritzker and Walz got on board too.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If Hochul stands her ground, she wins. New York is a net payer in federal taxes. If Trump does this she should cut off the federal funds immediately.
So sure Trump, you can cut off federal funds to New York... at your own peril.
And imagine if Newsom, Pritzker and Walz got on board too.
So sure Trump, you can cut off federal funds to New York... at your own peril.
And imagine if Newsom, Pritzker and Walz got on board too.
So, New York, California, Illinois, Minnesota, Massachusetts... You can do something very funny.
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social keeps saying he wants to fight, well, here's somewhere he actually can. Pritzker, Walz, Hochul...
They can get together and say "Not one more cent to this criminal regime."
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social keeps saying he wants to fight, well, here's somewhere he actually can. Pritzker, Walz, Hochul...
They can get together and say "Not one more cent to this criminal regime."
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
So, New York, California, Illinois, Minnesota, Massachusetts... You can do something very funny.
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social keeps saying he wants to fight, well, here's somewhere he actually can. Pritzker, Walz, Hochul...
They can get together and say "Not one more cent to this criminal regime."
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social keeps saying he wants to fight, well, here's somewhere he actually can. Pritzker, Walz, Hochul...
They can get together and say "Not one more cent to this criminal regime."
Down 30 points on the economy.
His numbers are worse than "Bidenflation", and the issue is only getting more important. This is his biggest loser.
2025 was just a taste. At this rate I can see why they're so scared to get rid of the filibuster.
All top issues are losers for Trump.
His numbers are worse than "Bidenflation", and the issue is only getting more important. This is his biggest loser.
2025 was just a taste. At this rate I can see why they're so scared to get rid of the filibuster.
All top issues are losers for Trump.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Down 30 points on the economy.
His numbers are worse than "Bidenflation", and the issue is only getting more important. This is his biggest loser.
2025 was just a taste. At this rate I can see why they're so scared to get rid of the filibuster.
All top issues are losers for Trump.
His numbers are worse than "Bidenflation", and the issue is only getting more important. This is his biggest loser.
2025 was just a taste. At this rate I can see why they're so scared to get rid of the filibuster.
All top issues are losers for Trump.
Evolution can you give me p
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Evolution can you give me p
I thought this was two separate ballot measures. If they tried the voter ID law on its own, they'd probably have got it through.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I thought this was two separate ballot measures. If they tried the voter ID law on its own, they'd probably have got it through.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
But they got greedy by trying to combine a restriction in mail-in voting, so took the big fat L.
That right there is the story of the NJ election.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
That right there is the story of the NJ election.
I actually might have got it perfect.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I actually might have got it perfect.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
Still some Democratic votes to come in, so the margin will increase a bit more from 12.3 where it is now.
Ask and you shall receive:
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ask and you shall receive:
Since when did JD Vance and Vaush have a kid?
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Since when did JD Vance and Vaush have a kid?
Send this to all the pollsters:
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Send this to all the pollsters: