BreadPanes 🍔🏳️🌈
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Cringe take from Raskin, but I will give MTG this: She's genuine crazy, she's an authentic conspiracy theorist not an insincere grifter that sucks up to MAGA. Like, she actually wants to expose the Epstein conspiracy even if Trump goes under with it.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Cringe take from Raskin, but I will give MTG this: She's genuine crazy, she's an authentic conspiracy theorist not an insincere grifter that sucks up to MAGA. Like, she actually wants to expose the Epstein conspiracy even if Trump goes under with it.
What everyone calls 🇩🇪,
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What everyone calls 🇩🇪,
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
🇩🇪: We are the people of our land, Deutschland.
🇬🇧, 🇮🇹, 🇷🇺: You are the people of the land the Romans couldn't civilise.
🇫🇷, 🇪🇸: You are this ancient tribe from near the Alps.
🇵🇱, 🇺🇦, 🇭🇺: We can't hear you, we don't understand what you're saying.
🇱🇻, 🇱🇹: YOU TALK VERY LOUD!
I find it so funny how so many ethnic groups are named after other indigenous languages that roughly translate to "those assholes over there"
Oops, looks like the colonisers asked your enemies what to call you, and now until the end of time in one case, your ethnic identity is "monkey faced man"
Oops, looks like the colonisers asked your enemies what to call you, and now until the end of time in one case, your ethnic identity is "monkey faced man"
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I find it so funny how so many ethnic groups are named after other indigenous languages that roughly translate to "those assholes over there"
Oops, looks like the colonisers asked your enemies what to call you, and now until the end of time in one case, your ethnic identity is "monkey faced man"
Oops, looks like the colonisers asked your enemies what to call you, and now until the end of time in one case, your ethnic identity is "monkey faced man"
Congratulations! Your Priti Patel evolved into Suella Braverman!
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Congratulations! Your Priti Patel evolved into Suella Braverman!
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Shabana Mahmood has morphed into Priti Patel.
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Shabana Mahmood has morphed into Priti Patel.
All those minor candidates below are right leaning.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All those minor candidates below are right leaning.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
Kast could win in a landslide in the second round. It's not looking good.
How about we just start harvesting their organs whilst we're at it?
Small boat migrants to have jewellery & assets seized to pay for accommodation
ILLEGAL migrants’ valuables such as jewellery and watches will be seized and sold to pay towards their accommodation costs, The Sun can reveal today. Necklaces and chains — but not wedding rings — …
www.thesun.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
How about we just start harvesting their organs whilst we're at it?
Oof... Chile is looking rough.
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oof... Chile is looking rough.
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
Jara needs a much bigger lead than this, all the smaller candidates lean right and their votes will coalesce around the fascist.
Unrelated: Gabriel Boric's approval ratings:
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Chile sendo mais uma vez a expressão da legítima experiência latinoamericana
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Chile sendo mais uma vez a expressão da legítima experiência latinoamericana
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
Trying to talk to a right winger about asylum policy always ends up like this:
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Trying to talk to a right winger about asylum policy always ends up like this:
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
The solution to the broken asylum problem with the boats and the hotels is a safe path to claim asylum, and then being allowed to work during the processing period.
But they don't want solutions, They want hate.
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This shit is exactly why placeholders are commonly pink/black checkerboxes with PLACEHOLDER in giant text on it so that shit doesn't get missed and go to fucking retail
Ubisoft admits AI-generated loading screen "slipped through" into final build of Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This shit is exactly why placeholders are commonly pink/black checkerboxes with PLACEHOLDER in giant text on it so that shit doesn't get missed and go to fucking retail
It would be so funny if it ended with two Republicans.
Not good, but it would be funny.
Not good, but it would be funny.
California - Governor Polling:
🔴 Hilton: 20%
🔵 Porter: 16%
🔴 Bianco: 14%
🔵 Swalwell: 11%
🔵 Becerra: 9%
🔵 Villaraigosa: 5%
🔵 Steyer: 3%
🔵 Yee: 3%
🔵 Thurmond: 3%
⚪️ Ware: 2%
EMC Research / Oct 26, 2025
🔴 Hilton: 20%
🔵 Porter: 16%
🔴 Bianco: 14%
🔵 Swalwell: 11%
🔵 Becerra: 9%
🔵 Villaraigosa: 5%
🔵 Steyer: 3%
🔵 Yee: 3%
🔵 Thurmond: 3%
⚪️ Ware: 2%
EMC Research / Oct 26, 2025
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It would be so funny if it ended with two Republicans.
Not good, but it would be funny.
Not good, but it would be funny.
I do. Trump is fleeting. He'll have some irreversible health event in a few years.
Their careers are a lot longer. The self-preservation oriented decision is to assume it will pass anyway, so don't be the ones voting for the coverup.
So many Republicans, knowing the votes are now there, will fold.
Their careers are a lot longer. The self-preservation oriented decision is to assume it will pass anyway, so don't be the ones voting for the coverup.
So many Republicans, knowing the votes are now there, will fold.
🤔 So do you think Rep. @ericswalwell.bsky.social is correct? That once the Epstein Files release is put to a vote that there will be a mass defection of Rs?
I'm not so sure. Some may be in the files or have donors that are.
But they may fear their MAGA base.
🧾 www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
I'm not so sure. Some may be in the files or have donors that are.
But they may fear their MAGA base.
🧾 www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I do. Trump is fleeting. He'll have some irreversible health event in a few years.
Their careers are a lot longer. The self-preservation oriented decision is to assume it will pass anyway, so don't be the ones voting for the coverup.
So many Republicans, knowing the votes are now there, will fold.
Their careers are a lot longer. The self-preservation oriented decision is to assume it will pass anyway, so don't be the ones voting for the coverup.
So many Republicans, knowing the votes are now there, will fold.
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Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
Okay Labour Priti Patel, okay.
Asylum seekers only allowed to stay in the UK temporarily, Mahmood to announce
Shabana Mahmood promises ‘the most significant changes to our asylum system in modern times’ in Monday speech
www.independent.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Okay Labour Priti Patel, okay.
Alright, I've got a theory. Kash Patel has absolutely no idea what he's doing and the ones actually making decisions in the FBI are box tickers and pencil pushers who aren't loyal to Trump, they're just professionals who've been there a long time, just kind of doing their job as they've done it.
FBI? Aren't they loyal to Trump under Kash Patel?
Why would they make it easier to counter ICE?
Why would they make it easier to counter ICE?
FBI issues memo asking ICE officers to stop wearing masks after impersonations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toN6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toN6...
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Alright, I've got a theory. Kash Patel has absolutely no idea what he's doing and the ones actually making decisions in the FBI are box tickers and pencil pushers who aren't loyal to Trump, they're just professionals who've been there a long time, just kind of doing their job as they've done it.
FBI? Aren't they loyal to Trump under Kash Patel?
Why would they make it easier to counter ICE?
Why would they make it easier to counter ICE?
FBI issues memo asking ICE officers to stop wearing masks after impersonations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toN6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toN6...
FBI issues memo asking ICE officers to stop wearing masks after impersonations
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
FBI? Aren't they loyal to Trump under Kash Patel?
Why would they make it easier to counter ICE?
Why would they make it easier to counter ICE?
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FBI, check this man’s hard-drive
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
FBI, check this man’s hard-drive
Die linke is Germany's only hope. The centre-right is crashing and burning and the centre-left are not benefitting at all from it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Die linke is Germany's only hope. The centre-right is crashing and burning and the centre-left are not benefitting at all from it.
With this new Epstein news, Trump feels the least invincible he has for his entire Presidential career.
It looks like the dam is about to break in relation to the Epstein files, they realise they must preserve their political careers. They don't want to vote against it and it gets out anyway.
It looks like the dam is about to break in relation to the Epstein files, they realise they must preserve their political careers. They don't want to vote against it and it gets out anyway.
Republicans expecting mass defections on Epstein vote
Democrats pushing the discharge petition predicted that Republicans would rush to support the measure once it hit the floor.
www.politico.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
With this new Epstein news, Trump feels the least invincible he has for his entire Presidential career.
It looks like the dam is about to break in relation to the Epstein files, they realise they must preserve their political careers. They don't want to vote against it and it gets out anyway.
It looks like the dam is about to break in relation to the Epstein files, they realise they must preserve their political careers. They don't want to vote against it and it gets out anyway.
Zarah is young and naive, she can grow and become an effective left-wing MP, Corbyn is a bit of an idiot and keeps falling for triablism. He keeps thinking because he shares agreement on one issue that people who don't fundamentally agree anywhere else are his allies. Case in point - Adnan Hussain.
Adnan, Ayoub, Iqbal, and Shockat aren't remotely progressive, they are just conservatives with boomer opinions who oppose the genocide in Gaza. I don't understand how Zarah or Corbyn couldn't see it.
If they are allying with Galloway, they might as well just shut down already
If they are allying with Galloway, they might as well just shut down already
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Zarah is young and naive, she can grow and become an effective left-wing MP, Corbyn is a bit of an idiot and keeps falling for triablism. He keeps thinking because he shares agreement on one issue that people who don't fundamentally agree anywhere else are his allies. Case in point - Adnan Hussain.
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Adnan Hussain has stepped down from Your Party to focus on debating trans issues with Grok
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Adnan Hussain has stepped down from Your Party to focus on debating trans issues with Grok