Brandon in FW
@brandoneffdub.bsky.social
I like dogs and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC.
Once saw Dwight Yoakum in concert against my will.
RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
Once saw Dwight Yoakum in concert against my will.
RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
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Brandon in FW
@brandoneffdub.bsky.social
· Nov 15
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
We also could have had a green on red uniform matchup but nope.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We also could have had a green on red uniform matchup but nope.
🎶Hot town, Christmas in the city
Back of my neck gettin' dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity?
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people lookin' half dead
Walkin' on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head 🎶
Back of my neck gettin' dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity?
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people lookin' half dead
Walkin' on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head 🎶
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
🎶Hot town, Christmas in the city
Back of my neck gettin' dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity?
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people lookin' half dead
Walkin' on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head 🎶
Back of my neck gettin' dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity?
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people lookin' half dead
Walkin' on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head 🎶
When I finish my last shift at the 2nd job and don't have to work it, again, until after Christmas.
a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When I finish my last shift at the 2nd job and don't have to work it, again, until after Christmas.
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UPDATE
I have updated my story linked below with a high-quality broadcast version of the 60 Minutes segment that was pulled by Bari Weiss.
Here it is (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
I have updated my story linked below with a high-quality broadcast version of the 60 Minutes segment that was pulled by Bari Weiss.
Here it is (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
UPDATE
I have updated my story linked below with a high-quality broadcast version of the 60 Minutes segment that was pulled by Bari Weiss.
Here it is (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
I have updated my story linked below with a high-quality broadcast version of the 60 Minutes segment that was pulled by Bari Weiss.
Here it is (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5
You simply hate to see Bari Weiss get Streisand'd
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You simply hate to see Bari Weiss get Streisand'd
It is, indeed, hard to quantify Spotify.
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It is, indeed, hard to quantify Spotify.
I suspect Handymen all over the Metroplex will benefit from the real reason for Trevon Diggs' concussion.
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I suspect Handymen all over the Metroplex will benefit from the real reason for Trevon Diggs' concussion.
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
That may be the worst no call I've ever seen.
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That may be the worst no call I've ever seen.
Did Robo bang the refs' wife or something?
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Did Robo bang the refs' wife or something?
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This along with Calgary earlier in the season. Calling a timeout just to determine if you want to challenge a goal is peak lameass.
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This along with Calgary earlier in the season. Calling a timeout just to determine if you want to challenge a goal is peak lameass.
Ten Bell Stop I would say
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ten Bell Stop I would say
Congrats on the volleyball natty, Ags!
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Congrats on the volleyball natty, Ags!
Cooper's grandmother
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cooper's grandmother
Well, I do.
What is it about writing for The Athetlic that turns normally good writers dumb?
What is it about writing for The Athetlic that turns normally good writers dumb?
I don't care about getting the top teams in the playoff because the playoff isn't the most important thing in college football.
I like that everyone starts the regular season with a big goal that is reachable. The playoff is big enough now that the best team comes out of it.
I like that everyone starts the regular season with a big goal that is reachable. The playoff is big enough now that the best team comes out of it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Well, I do.
What is it about writing for The Athetlic that turns normally good writers dumb?
What is it about writing for The Athetlic that turns normally good writers dumb?
That was a cheap shot on DJ Moore
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That was a cheap shot on DJ Moore
Petitioning the NCAA to let OU back into the playoff and kick both Miami and A&M out.
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Petitioning the NCAA to let OU back into the playoff and kick both Miami and A&M out.
Oklahoma would have beaten both of these teams.
*runs away*
*runs away*
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oklahoma would have beaten both of these teams.
*runs away*
*runs away*
Can’t give any playoff team free points.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Can’t give any playoff team free points.
Fuck you refs!!!
How do you not even review that?
How do you not even review that?
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Fuck you refs!!!
How do you not even review that?
How do you not even review that?
Bama got away with a false start on the last drive why can’t we?
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Bama got away with a false start on the last drive why can’t we?
If only we were still up 17 when Fiddy came out.
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If only we were still up 17 when Fiddy came out.
Fucking. Bullshit
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Fucking. Bullshit