Brandon in FW
@brandoneffdub.bsky.social
I like dogs and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC.
Yeah I'm afraid, like I'm scared as a dog.
But I got a new song and I want ya'll to sing along.
RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
Yeah I'm afraid, like I'm scared as a dog.
But I got a new song and I want ya'll to sing along.
RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
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Brandon in FW
@brandoneffdub.bsky.social
· Nov 15
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
FYI
Also, hi, yes I’m here. I can’t quit the bird app for both professional reasons (and probably some ego reasons too) but I’m going to be here too.
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
FYI
IYKYK
a man with a beard sits in front of a laptop
ALT: a man with a beard sits in front of a laptop
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
IYKYK
He may get his FIFA Peace Prize taken away from him for this.
We really doing Noriega version 2, are we?
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
He may get his FIFA Peace Prize taken away from him for this.
We really doing Noriega version 2, are we?
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
We really doing Noriega version 2, are we?
Vincent Trocheck Olympic Preview
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Vincent Trocheck Olympic Preview
My man, Tiffin, out here committing murders.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
My man, Tiffin, out here committing murders.
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That said, leaving Adam Fox at home is nearly as bad a mistake. He is an extraordinary player, especially in transition.
(In particular he's much better than Rangers fans think, a problem that he (mostly) does not share with Jason Robertson & Stars fans.)
(In particular he's much better than Rangers fans think, a problem that he (mostly) does not share with Jason Robertson & Stars fans.)
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
That said, leaving Adam Fox at home is nearly as bad a mistake. He is an extraordinary player, especially in transition.
(In particular he's much better than Rangers fans think, a problem that he (mostly) does not share with Jason Robertson & Stars fans.)
(In particular he's much better than Rangers fans think, a problem that he (mostly) does not share with Jason Robertson & Stars fans.)
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Happy "what sequence of crimes was I thinking about actually" day to all who celebrate.
I am a good person, so I want America to lose forever, but if they leave Jason Robertson at home for the olympics I think professional duty will compel me to commit a sequence of crimes.
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy "what sequence of crimes was I thinking about actually" day to all who celebrate.
This is turning into the booger sugar bowl.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
This is turning into the booger sugar bowl.
Time to make the pain peel off the walls in the dressing room, Gully.
This is a pathetic effort.
This is a pathetic effort.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Time to make the pain peel off the walls in the dressing room, Gully.
This is a pathetic effort.
This is a pathetic effort.
One of those games where the Hawks have 4 power plays, the Stars have none, and that’s probably how it should be considering two came on automatic calls.
Stars aren’t doing enough to draw calls in other words.
Stars aren’t doing enough to draw calls in other words.
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
One of those games where the Hawks have 4 power plays, the Stars have none, and that’s probably how it should be considering two came on automatic calls.
Stars aren’t doing enough to draw calls in other words.
Stars aren’t doing enough to draw calls in other words.
Former Hawks great Mikko Rantanen
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Former Hawks great Mikko Rantanen
You're a psychopath, Cignetti
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
You're a psychopath, Cignetti
Half of Alabama right now:
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Half of Alabama right now:
Indiana could squib kick here and it won't even matter.
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Indiana could squib kick here and it won't even matter.
Jason Statham is in another new movie release so it must be January.
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Jason Statham is in another new movie release so it must be January.
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My new year's resolution is 480i. @cathoderaydude.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My new year's resolution is 480i. @cathoderaydude.com
You all remember when the Rangers swept the Orioles and John Smoltz bitched about Baltimore having such a long bye?
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You all remember when the Rangers swept the Orioles and John Smoltz bitched about Baltimore having such a long bye?
If Tech doesn't come back here, teams with byes in the first round will have no wins and six losses.
a man in a joker costume leans against a wall
ALT: a man in a joker costume leans against a wall
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January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If Tech doesn't come back here, teams with byes in the first round will have no wins and six losses.
And I thought OU's offense was bad at times this year.
I mean, it was. But after that fumble and TD by the Ducks, this feels like it's over.
13-0 might as well be 130-0.
I mean, it was. But after that fumble and TD by the Ducks, this feels like it's over.
13-0 might as well be 130-0.
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
And I thought OU's offense was bad at times this year.
I mean, it was. But after that fumble and TD by the Ducks, this feels like it's over.
13-0 might as well be 130-0.
I mean, it was. But after that fumble and TD by the Ducks, this feels like it's over.
13-0 might as well be 130-0.
Everytime Oregon looks like they're getting something going on offense, they shoot themselves in the dick on the very next play.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Everytime Oregon looks like they're getting something going on offense, they shoot themselves in the dick on the very next play.
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
You can't take that sack, dude.
Get rid of the ball.
Get rid of the ball.
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
You can't take that sack, dude.
Get rid of the ball.
Get rid of the ball.