Braden Yoder
@bradencarryoder.bsky.social
Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
-nerds gummy clusters
-Columbia rain jacket
-2 Dungeness crabs
-Nintendo switch nunchuk with stick drift
-dirty mowing shoes
-nerds gummy clusters
-Columbia rain jacket
-2 Dungeness crabs
-Nintendo switch nunchuk with stick drift
-dirty mowing shoes
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- roll of dog poop bags
- costco sized pack of baby wipes
- novelty baseball cap
- banana boat SPF 50
- one 510 thread battery
- a bagel
- roll of dog poop bags
- costco sized pack of baby wipes
- novelty baseball cap
- banana boat SPF 50
- one 510 thread battery
- a bagel
My loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- bag of cheddar bunnies (open)
- bag of cheddar bunnies (unopen, expired)
- pack of boogie wipes
- book of 80s references
- child-size ballet slippers
- unlimited lemons
- bag of cheddar bunnies (open)
- bag of cheddar bunnies (unopen, expired)
- pack of boogie wipes
- book of 80s references
- child-size ballet slippers
- unlimited lemons
February 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
-nerds gummy clusters
-Columbia rain jacket
-2 Dungeness crabs
-Nintendo switch nunchuk with stick drift
-dirty mowing shoes
-nerds gummy clusters
-Columbia rain jacket
-2 Dungeness crabs
-Nintendo switch nunchuk with stick drift
-dirty mowing shoes
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This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
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Lindsey Vonn: Skiing in the Olympics with a bionic knee and no ACL
Me: needs 3 days to recover from sleeping wrong
Me: needs 3 days to recover from sleeping wrong
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Lindsey Vonn: Skiing in the Olympics with a bionic knee and no ACL
Me: needs 3 days to recover from sleeping wrong
Me: needs 3 days to recover from sleeping wrong
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winter olympics need some snowmobile bullshit
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
winter olympics need some snowmobile bullshit
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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Ernest movie where he thwarts ICE
July 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Ernest movie where he thwarts ICE
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the $75 million Jeff Bezos set on fire for that Melania propaganda piece could have funded most independent newsrooms for literally decades
always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the $75 million Jeff Bezos set on fire for that Melania propaganda piece could have funded most independent newsrooms for literally decades
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Costco CEO launching a hostile takeover of Amazon:
i am going to roast jeff bezos over an open flame like a rotisserie chicken
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Costco CEO launching a hostile takeover of Amazon:
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the sports desk drives the money for the rest of the operation and killing it is a move done by people who have no clue what they’re doing or how their own business works
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
the sports desk drives the money for the rest of the operation and killing it is a move done by people who have no clue what they’re doing or how their own business works
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago
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In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
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was always very instructive that melinda french gates saw the 2019 new york times reporting and immediately said nope that’s it i’m out of here
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
was always very instructive that melinda french gates saw the 2019 new york times reporting and immediately said nope that’s it i’m out of here
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This post is gone, but even more relevant now than ever
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This post is gone, but even more relevant now than ever
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The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
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reading your timeline like
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
reading your timeline like
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Girl we hear about you every fucking day
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Girl we hear about you every fucking day
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Lollllllll our boy went code brown on camera
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Lollllllll our boy went code brown on camera
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hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
straight up Gestapo shit
Shawshank is definitely a #1 seed in the "Movies You'll Watch Anytime It's on TV" tournament. Pretty much a lock for the Final 4.
But did YOU know that you can tour the prison where the movie was filmed? It's the former Ohio State Reformatory in Mansfield, OH.
They do ghost hunts. I've been!
But did YOU know that you can tour the prison where the movie was filmed? It's the former Ohio State Reformatory in Mansfield, OH.
They do ghost hunts. I've been!
here is an essay about The Shawshank Redemption
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
goodmovie.substack.com/p/the-shawsh...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
goodmovie.substack.com/p/the-shawsh...
The Shawshank Redemption
An enduring classic about friendship, the irrepressibility of the human spirit, and the benefit of knowing some tax law
goodmovie.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Shawshank is definitely a #1 seed in the "Movies You'll Watch Anytime It's on TV" tournament. Pretty much a lock for the Final 4.
But did YOU know that you can tour the prison where the movie was filmed? It's the former Ohio State Reformatory in Mansfield, OH.
They do ghost hunts. I've been!
But did YOU know that you can tour the prison where the movie was filmed? It's the former Ohio State Reformatory in Mansfield, OH.
They do ghost hunts. I've been!
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The cringe Boomer-posting authoritarianism is so nauseating. "This reich runs on Disney and Starbucks" ass administration.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The cringe Boomer-posting authoritarianism is so nauseating. "This reich runs on Disney and Starbucks" ass administration.
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
One of my favorite underrated Catherine O'Hara roles was when she played Colin Hanks' mom in Orange County. We lost another great one 😭😭😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
One of my favorite underrated Catherine O'Hara roles was when she played Colin Hanks' mom in Orange County. We lost another great one 😭😭😭