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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 8h

It unfortunately will.

It's up to us to source our ethical girl dick for the sake of trans people everywhere.

Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 9h

I'll never forget the time I was multi streaming with a friend and they had a self proclaimed f*ta artist joined, filling the chat with them and their audience dropping slurs.

They freaked the fuck out when they were politely asked to refrain from using that language in the multistream chat.

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mozes after dark @mozass.bsky.social · 16h

some quick Lottie doodles

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 10h

This is definitely a great point and a question I've asked myself as well.

I just call them girls at this point. These girls just so happen to have really really big cocks.

As a trans person I'd rather not use a key word that could potentially draw fetishists in.

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Yee_HAUNTIE @yeehawtie.bsky.social · 1d

in honor of the anniversary of Anita Bryant getting pied in the face, have gay sex and get cream pied today

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.⊹.₊⟡🌟 Mitsene CV 🌟⊹₊⟡ . @mitsene.bsky.social · 6d

bookmarking this & sharing for anyone else who is in the same boat as me, where you bought a perfectly functional, legit computer by a well-known PC making company in the last 5 years and yet for some dumb fucking reason windows says you don't qualify to upgrade to windows 11.

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 12d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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Smashmat @smashmat.bsky.social · 7d

Forever incrusted in the very essence of sexy anatomy, ZIG ZAGS EVERY WHERE! PRIMORDIAL EVER LOVING MOVEMENT COUNTER AND POSTO! TRUETH AND REAL, THE FUTURE BEING RAISED ABOVE BY THE PAST! HUMONGOUS BOOBS OF GIANTS ON WHICH TO STAND ON AND THRIVE! NEW NUDES IN PAYSITES DISCOVER!

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Nines @ninejackals.bsky.social · 19d

"Let me show you something about Love and War, the biological kind I know you'll adore.
I'll breach your heart, kick in your door.
The gas grenades will leave you on the floor."

Art by Rap @raptoral.hyper.wang
Featuring Rap and Saz (@ghangaji.bsky.social)
Happy Skunktember! #skunktember

OCs: Max (Ninejackals), Saz (ghangaji.bsky.social), and Rap (raptoral.hyper.wang)

Max is a large anthro skunk wearing a multiple material combat suit. He's standing in the middle of a smokey circle with Saz and Rap flanking him.

Saz and Rap have been turned into skunks. They are wearing similar but customized combat suits with multple materials and gas masks. The gas masks are connected by hoses attached to Max's combat suit. A hot pink mist is being pumped into the gas masks.

On the ground this is an assortment of weapons with the same pink coloration in their ammunition. Each has been contaminated or dosed with Love Sickness - Max's special gas weapon.

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Sam | Commissions Open @sambeawesome.bsky.social · Jul 26

You know what'd be super funny? Not just blowing up their call centers, but their mail.

Mastercard
2000 Purchase St. Purchase, NY 10577 US

Stripe
354 Oyster Point Blvd. South San Francisco, CA 94080 US

Paypal
2211 N 1st St. San Jose, CA 95131 US

Visa
900 Metro Center Blvd, Foster City, CA 94404

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

REALLY GOOD EXPRESSION AUGHH

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · Aug 22

Me when I am a little twink with a hot giant wife with a huge cock 🤤

A small anthro squirrel twink straddles the lap of a much larger squirrel woman. They are locked in a deep kiss while he holds her breasts.

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

A muscular kangaroo girl throws a heavy punch at a punching bag. She is topless. wearing only tight spandex shorts, fingerless gloves, and foot wraps.

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

Lulu loves checkin' out what her friends (patients) got going on down there (2019)

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

Workin' the most important muscles (2019)

CW: Unrealistic insertions

An anthropomorphic lioness squats over a toy base with the shaft plunged deep inside of her. There is a visible bump on her abdomen where the toy widens out. She is covered in electro shock pads. Her breasts are hooked up to milking pumps. There is an X-ray view showing the end of the large toy pushed through her cervix

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

Lulu loves checkin' out what her friends (patients) got going on down there (2019)

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B🍋ycub @ Home @boycub.bsky.social · 21d

reunion pic (2019)

A giraffe girl and kangaroo girl stand side by side, hands around one another.

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

A muscular kangaroo girl throws a heavy punch at a punching bag. She is topless. wearing only tight spandex shorts, fingerless gloves, and foot wraps.

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

Workin' the most important muscles (2019)

CW: Unrealistic insertions

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Joey's Pornographic Pizzaria @boycubad.bsky.social · 21d

A star quarterback can be created with a little persuasion (2019)

A jock with green swirly eyes trained on the football they just caught in mid air. Their clothes are being tugged on by gloved hands, revealing their jockstrap and butt.

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 21d

how it feels doing things youre not supposed to do

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Smashmat @smashmat.bsky.social · Aug 30

Perfect practitioner bondages through shared commonality, colorful pinky finger promise and beautiful bowtied wrapped present, heart pounding in a chest, 2? All in all friendly activities made manifest real and comfortable, art in body and mind, magic in ships and nude in paysite

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23d

what fucks me up about the Bluesky TOS update is fucking

every adult creator i know wants MORE labels and filter options. we WANT more granular control over the labels and spoilers we can put on our work so people who want to curate their timeline to avoid us CAN DO SO

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BORZOI 🔞🚬 @purverts.bsky.social · 23d

they cleaned exactly nothing and ate all your snacks...

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Kinda Ashley (18+) @hadmyway.bsky.social · 24d

transgender small natruals

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🦄 Boypretties 🦄 🌈Chaos Mode🌈 @boypretties.bsky.social · Jul 25

I heard if you handle the pig skin good enough Coach will let you have a go on his hog
[2hrs]

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