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hedonist chic
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log off and go to a show
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what's the difference between an old Greyhound depot and a lobster with breast implants?
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
hanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Wow, it’s been five years since i was commissioned to write this

melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
Fisting Fetishists Tell Us How to Properly Stuff a Turkey
Stuffing a turkey is a delicate process. Fortunately, these experts are elbow-deep in advice
melmagazine.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
sir, a second yee_hawtie thirst trap post has hit the feed
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if there is no room on the couch, she will simply make room
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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you have the spirit of an evil milf so it evens out
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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fucked up when people are talking about "older women" and the women in question are like 35. grow up and get into some grandmas
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
its crazy shes like this with everyone 😭🥹
forgot to post this here
she's such an angel
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
★♥︎♥️♥︎♥️♥︎♥️♥︎★
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
its the best birthday present she could get me :)
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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when modest mouse sang:
"gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job"
i really related to that(negatively)
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
im starting a reform school for girls who want to leave /tttt/ and Diletta is my first and finest success case
am i your favorite mid tier highbie passoid?
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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it’s transgender awareness week, i’m trans and extremely broke rn, please consider supporting me and my work

warmleatherette.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I don't want to get married, but I do want a wedding- ykwim?
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
dont wanna work today :(
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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pullout couch implies the existence of the creampie couch
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sharing dinner, or as I like to call it, mutual mastication
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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p. sure we both have to work today instead of having gay sex. so yes, the economy is bad.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my gorgeous angel baby 🥰
surprisingly happy with my face and body today so
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
gf sending nudes while im at work 😩😏😭
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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iykyk
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
im so happy I own a hismith fucking machine :)
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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oh!!! new followers, so just in case you didn't know:
im yeehawtie :)
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Police Chief Brody from the 1975 film Jaws by Steven Spielberg if he was a size queen: "you're gonna need a bigger buttplug"
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
laundry day
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM