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[he/him] saw a dog once. games and, when able, writing. 日本語OK
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boltgsr.bsky.social
Do you remember when Mario tried to sell you rice?

Rice.

Do you ask your girlfriend if she remembers when Mario tried to sell you rice?

Rice.

Why don't you say that three times fast?

Sells you rice. Sells you rice. Sells you rice.
The baseline test from blade runner 2049
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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virtualparadise.bsky.social
i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
yt video thumbnail titled "Remember When Mario Tried to Sell You Rice?" on the thumbnail features from top to bottom a yellow text in all caps saying "SELLS YOU RICE?" with another text written in black in a green square saying "Rice!" over a picture of what i assume is rice but look more like couscous or some other grainy food. at the left of the thumbnail is a picture of mario smiling with his hands on his hips, an yellow arrow is coming from mario to the green square
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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kiteline.bsky.social
SOUP ROOMS is a collaborative minimalist art-game featuring over 100 ROOMS created by cool and talented indie devs from around the world.

Admission is free of charge, and you can even make your own ROOMS and SOUP-like games to share with others!

We hope you enjoy your stay.

LINKS BELOW!

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November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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ggdg.bsky.social
they really just don't make em like "Investigation ~ Core 2001" anymore
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
"Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water — the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view. And as he did so, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone. "When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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jkap.gay
we already have the second one, it’s called Games for Impact
antlervel.vet Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 1d
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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rikagirlhusband.bsky.social
I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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sylviefluff.bsky.social
dragon quest 3's title screen is such a power move (the first two also have the iconic dq theme music and the third is silent)
Dragon Quest 1 title screen with an elaborate logo featuring a roaring dragon and a sword Dragon Quest 2 title screen with a similar design to the previous one Dragon Quest 3's title screen, which is just white text on a black background reading "Dragon Quest III"
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
boltgsr.bsky.social
When someone pulls a Winter card in Forest Shuffle
"Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over." - Warren Buffett
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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itch.io
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November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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splendid.land
it's itchio creator day today! Formless Star is "pay what you want", but if you want to pay, today i'll get a 100% cut!
splendidland.itch.io/formless-star
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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snowlets.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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infinitecrime.bsky.social
the robot alchemic drive wiki says that nanao loves bread and water soup which is a pretty insane way to misread that scene but also so wikia wiki
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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parodybit.bsky.social
Happy Frog and Cranberries Day to all who celebrate! #ItMustBeFall
Extension Master Gardener posted some cranberry information on Facebook on November 25, 2014, including a photo by Carl Jacobs, of a frog surfacing among some floating cranberries on a bog. Peterson Field Guides reposted on the 26th with the words "Frog and cranberries it must be fall."
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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moomanibe.bsky.social
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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brunodias.bsky.social
I just think that when you say something along the lines of "now *I* would never enjoy this kind of depraved garbage but I'm against censorship" you're not really helping
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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cornpunk.bsky.social
No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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antlervel.vet
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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eurogamer.bsky.social
"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban

www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
Santa Ragione co-founder Pietro Righi Riva superimposed over a screenshot from Horses.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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fayeokay.bsky.social
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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mightyatom.bsky.social
Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at [email protected]
mightyatom.bsky.social max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 5d
Well, not only has my day job not paid me in over a calendar month, they’re also expecting me to be the singular employee on staff, both back and front of house, for a full service sit down restaurant that also does online orders. So I might need to quit before lining something else up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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saffiya.quest
(Person who has played 1 JRPG) "Expedition 33 really changed all the issues with the genre and pushed it forward. JRPGs in the future might actually be playable." (Person who has played 20 JRPGS) “I didn’t truly love games until I played Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together. A cinematic achievement that changed my life” (Person who has played 200 JRPGS) “you guys should hop on Dungeon Travelers 2”
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
boltgsr.bsky.social
They should have hired me to do the Analogue 3D promo shots. Doing them with like pristine copies of Goldeneye is false advertising when the real use case is this
An Analogue 3D (N64 FPGA replacement) sitting on a shelf. A yellowed copy of Gex 64 with a Half Price Books price sticker still attached is slotted into the top of it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM