bolt
@boltgsr.bsky.social
[he/him] saw a dog once. games and, when able, writing
They should have hired me to do the Analogue 3D promo shots. Doing them with like pristine copies of Goldeneye is false advertising when the real use case is this
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They should have hired me to do the Analogue 3D promo shots. Doing them with like pristine copies of Goldeneye is false advertising when the real use case is this
Sadly she can't overcome Octopath's terminal lack of juice but she's pretty good. She follows you around the continent without being noticed for like half the game and saves you and then immediately gets tied up as a human sacrifice so she's pretty Washy acceptable imo. She's the one standing here
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sadly she can't overcome Octopath's terminal lack of juice but she's pretty good. She follows you around the continent without being noticed for like half the game and saves you and then immediately gets tied up as a human sacrifice so she's pretty Washy acceptable imo. She's the one standing here
Mean tweet but I saw this headline + screen cap and instantly had an allergic reaction. You can't fool me this is just Voltron again
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mean tweet but I saw this headline + screen cap and instantly had an allergic reaction. You can't fool me this is just Voltron again
Lately I've been walking down to the diner near me every weekend and getting coffee and waffles/pancakes/french toast. And this has improved my life by 50% easily
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Lately I've been walking down to the diner near me every weekend and getting coffee and waffles/pancakes/french toast. And this has improved my life by 50% easily
Suing for being deprived of This
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Suing for being deprived of This
Realizing this means they have to watch the terrible Hobbit films that run at 50000fps
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Realizing this means they have to watch the terrible Hobbit films that run at 50000fps
If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency
I turned on Zohran's victory speech and she came downstairs to listen
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I turned on Zohran's victory speech and she came downstairs to listen
this is something like 80% of the american economy now
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is something like 80% of the american economy now
Happy Halloween and happy ten-year anniversary to my Sans costume I put as much work in as he would have. Sorry my bathroom mirror ten years ago was dirty
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy Halloween and happy ten-year anniversary to my Sans costume I put as much work in as he would have. Sorry my bathroom mirror ten years ago was dirty
Remembering Advance Wars
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Remembering Advance Wars
breaking news discovery: archeologists have determined perhaps the earliest known instance of the youtube thumbnail pog, performed by danny kaye in 1963. deep and astonishing implications for the field of anthropology
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
breaking news discovery: archeologists have determined perhaps the earliest known instance of the youtube thumbnail pog, performed by danny kaye in 1963. deep and astonishing implications for the field of anthropology
Maya is doing this to you
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Maya is doing this to you
Ok bro you know what (sorts your salmon)
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ok bro you know what (sorts your salmon)
obsessed w/ this papa johns copy
October 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
obsessed w/ this papa johns copy
Salmon festival was real good as always
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Salmon festival was real good as always
Unbelievable open for a surprise in today's Wikipedia Did You Know
October 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Unbelievable open for a surprise in today's Wikipedia Did You Know
Maya this morning after we got back from the vet: how could you betray me like this. I hate you. If you even look at me I'm going to go hide under the bed
Maya this afternoon as soon as I got back from work:
Maya this afternoon as soon as I got back from work:
October 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Maya this morning after we got back from the vet: how could you betray me like this. I hate you. If you even look at me I'm going to go hide under the bed
Maya this afternoon as soon as I got back from work:
Maya this afternoon as soon as I got back from work: