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"We would like the Aurora Police Department to play a historic role in defending the United States of America, and our city against fascism. We have a unique opportunity to do something different, leave our mark in the history books, and make a difference." -- Letter from Aurora's mayor to PD
I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)

to the Aurora Police

following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests

So here it is!
In the middle of the day
She is often heard to say
"I've a pickle up my nose
and it's dripping on my toes.
It's full of vinegar and seeds!"
(she's committed other deeds)
"Before I put in my face
it resided in a place
the name of which shall not be uttered!"
And saying this, she goes, unfluttered
"Please try logging in to your robot account"
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
I am now imagining a fleet of giant pumpkin battleships manned by pigmy elephants steaming (or maybe just floating along) towards the enemy fleet of cucumber catamarans, with pomegranate catapults at the ready...

Anyway, here's a video of racing pumpkin boats:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYvS...
Racers canoe inside giant pumpkins
YouTube video by CNN
www.youtube.com
Did all the store managers assemble at the register of their own accord and explain why? :)
No, see, Soros has an army of antifa elves that hand out the money at each event. Only liberals can see them. Yeah that's it, invisible elves that smell of avocado toast, roaming the streets of the city with stacks of cash, corrupting our youth...
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What happens when the military is inevitably handed illegal orders?
Who’s going to stand up?
Will they have the courage?
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I wanted to post a funny caption for this picture but I must be in some kind of mood because now I'm finding it kind of moving
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ICE arrests a guy in a giraffe costume for singing

America 2025 baybeee
ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.
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When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit. (1)
"Call me, Ishmael."
Someone is a little too fond of capitalization...
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On Commonplace (commonplace.online), we are running a great new article by Ariel Ron on the overblown Eli Whitney legend and the myth of individual inventors in the early republic. So, today we see a portrait of Whitney on this 1820s bank note. Mechanics Bank, New Haven, CT, $5, 182-.🗃️
They make good emergency coasters and mediocre frisbees, so it's not a total loss...
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Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.
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Maria Corina Machado just called and told me that she’s giving me her Nobel Peace Prize because I’ve managed not to kill anyone since January 20th.