Chris Uttenweiler
@bluesysum.bsky.social
Western Virginian that got pulled into NOVA, then fled to Central Virginia - Charlottesville-ish. Photography, silliness, freshly minted EMT, technology, and other stuff as it occurs to me.
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Chris Uttenweiler
@bluesysum.bsky.social
· May 19
I still drastically prefer the tone of the community here on BSky to other platforms, but damn, the "outraged for the thrill of being outraged" crowd does flourish here. History? Context? Pragmatism? Nah - that all gets in the way of the thrill of a good old fashioned cancelling.
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me: *tosses in vegetables*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*
October 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
me: *tosses in vegetables*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*
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I will never be as cool as my dog when he wears a hat
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will never be as cool as my dog when he wears a hat
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CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
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Malarrif Lighthouse, with Snæfellsjökull in the background. Hellnar, Iceland
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Malarrif Lighthouse, with Snæfellsjökull in the background. Hellnar, Iceland
Cville reminding the world of facts.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cville reminding the world of facts.
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tonight will be the night i fall for you🎶🤣🖤
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
tonight will be the night i fall for you🎶🤣🖤
Whelp, I’m no longer part of the problem. 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Whelp, I’m no longer part of the problem. 🤣
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Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
By Laurent Durieux
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
By Laurent Durieux
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
By Laurent Durieux
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
By Laurent Durieux
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November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Butters shows off her CHOMP. She likes to bite the water spray.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Butters shows off her CHOMP. She likes to bite the water spray.
What Perfect Album came out the year you turned 16? Well for me in 1989, we had 8 perfect albums.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What Perfect Album came out the year you turned 16? Well for me in 1989, we had 8 perfect albums.
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
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As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little
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I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
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not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
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This tiny disc of zinc with just a smidge of copper has played an outsized role in our national (and international) discourse. n.pr/4r6TDvB
Farewell, fair penny. You are finished, but never forgotten
This tiny disc of zinc with just a smidge of copper has played an outsized role in our national (and international) discourse. The U.S. Mint ended production of the one-cent coin last week.
n.pr
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This tiny disc of zinc with just a smidge of copper has played an outsized role in our national (and international) discourse. n.pr/4r6TDvB
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Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.
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November 16, 1981
Tommy Tutone releases the single “867-5309/Jenny”.
The song peaked at number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Probably every Jenny that grew up in the 80’s hates this song! 😁
#ClassicVinyl
#MusicSky
#EarWorm
youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?...
Tommy Tutone releases the single “867-5309/Jenny”.
The song peaked at number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Probably every Jenny that grew up in the 80’s hates this song! 😁
#ClassicVinyl
#MusicSky
#EarWorm
youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?...
Tommy Tutone - 867-5309/Jenny (Official Video)
YouTube video by TommyTutoneVEVO
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November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
November 16, 1981
Tommy Tutone releases the single “867-5309/Jenny”.
The song peaked at number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Probably every Jenny that grew up in the 80’s hates this song! 😁
#ClassicVinyl
#MusicSky
#EarWorm
youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?...
Tommy Tutone releases the single “867-5309/Jenny”.
The song peaked at number 4 on the Billboard Hot 100.
Probably every Jenny that grew up in the 80’s hates this song! 😁
#ClassicVinyl
#MusicSky
#EarWorm
youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?...