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The NYT working overtime to disappear news these days. Not even both sidesing it, just straight into the memory hole
Our panel discusses whether the protesters are the real monarchists. (Surprise bonus: incoming war with the UK!)
The media has gone directly from “it’s not fascism” to “that’s not news”. Or I guess both are in play simultaneously. That’s fascism for ya
The silver lining to no edit button is we all just correct typos in our heads, no judgement. Don’t we?
NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is better at saying that something clear and obvious is in fact an unknowable unknown than the NYT. But they can know republicans are always sincere nonetheless. It takes a special newspaper to so expertly not report important news
Chad is earning another Nazi merit badge.
Does Eric know what truth is? Has he ever actually interacted with honesty at all?
Why does he hate America so much? Cause boy does he hate the entire bill of rights and all it has wrought
The remarkably swift collapse of American journalism into a uniform mouthpiece for fascism underscores the reach an efficiency of sheer cowardice and moral vacuity that define the modern forth estate
Just come home please. Dad is starting to melt
Mom! You said you’d stop doing this! Come on!!!
But he’s sitting! Like all the people around him are!
What a craven figure he has become
Unconstitutional, unorthodox, people disagree on the right word to use but everyone in this diner agrees Biden was old and that’s what’s important to Americans
-Peter Baker, any minute now
Tom just saw his epitaph in the headline
This is an instant classic
Never ever ever that’s pretty clear. The NYT is a propaganda rag for fascism. Getting less subtle about it every single day