Bixdog
@bixdogbixdog.bsky.social
Simpsons & WBTVA alum. Worked on a bunch of shows you kids liked back in the day.
She/her, film buff, cat fancier, science enjoyer, congenital anosmiac, lazy cartoonist
She/her, film buff, cat fancier, science enjoyer, congenital anosmiac, lazy cartoonist
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
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Part 175 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
The final edict of Emperor Wu of Han, one of the most significant ancient Chinese emperors, 87 BC. It was an instruction to his crown prince. Preserved by a copy on a piece of wood discovered in 1977.
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The final edict of Emperor Wu of Han, one of the most significant ancient Chinese emperors, 87 BC. It was an instruction to his crown prince. Preserved by a copy on a piece of wood discovered in 1977.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Part 175 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
The final edict of Emperor Wu of Han, one of the most significant ancient Chinese emperors, 87 BC. It was an instruction to his crown prince. Preserved by a copy on a piece of wood discovered in 1977.
Words in alt txt
The final edict of Emperor Wu of Han, one of the most significant ancient Chinese emperors, 87 BC. It was an instruction to his crown prince. Preserved by a copy on a piece of wood discovered in 1977.
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Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
I think of you often, Merv. Well, just this particular scene tbh
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Elevator Killer Revealed: The Man With Two Brains
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December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think of you often, Merv. Well, just this particular scene tbh
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hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
This is a pretty good theory/analysis of Pluribus
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is a pretty good theory/analysis of Pluribus
If you’re a late middle aged woman laid low with a stomach bug may I suggest a double feature of Weapons (2025) and The Substance (2024). They’re not gonna make you feel ‘better’ but you will forget about sharting for several hours
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you’re a late middle aged woman laid low with a stomach bug may I suggest a double feature of Weapons (2025) and The Substance (2024). They’re not gonna make you feel ‘better’ but you will forget about sharting for several hours
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Bernie has never been on an island, he mistrusts them, he never wants to be more than a ten minute walk from good soup
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Bernie has never been on an island, he mistrusts them, he never wants to be more than a ten minute walk from good soup
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I saw someone on sports-sky complain that the only way Duke football could get to the ACC championship game is because of made-up tiebreaker rules
And my dude, I have news for you.
All sports rules are made up.
There’s no natural law of curling.
And my dude, I have news for you.
All sports rules are made up.
There’s no natural law of curling.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I saw someone on sports-sky complain that the only way Duke football could get to the ACC championship game is because of made-up tiebreaker rules
And my dude, I have news for you.
All sports rules are made up.
There’s no natural law of curling.
And my dude, I have news for you.
All sports rules are made up.
There’s no natural law of curling.
I hate that my anxiety dreams now are largely about my retirement grocery jorb and not about animation deadlines. Wegmans!! You've stolen my true source of inner torment
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I hate that my anxiety dreams now are largely about my retirement grocery jorb and not about animation deadlines. Wegmans!! You've stolen my true source of inner torment
MGM Tom & Jerry's were the peak of American animation
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
MGM Tom & Jerry's were the peak of American animation
If you've never been a member of a guild or a union you might not have the experience of direct democracy. It can be frustrating but it's an experience that connects you to the issues that mean something in a way that our current politics denies us overtly
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you've never been a member of a guild or a union you might not have the experience of direct democracy. It can be frustrating but it's an experience that connects you to the issues that mean something in a way that our current politics denies us overtly
Ive been mucking around on the googles but I can't find a reasonable answer why the Braves Mascot, Homer the Brave, looks like Elon after a ketamine binge. This is a face that longs to roast but just can't
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ive been mucking around on the googles but I can't find a reasonable answer why the Braves Mascot, Homer the Brave, looks like Elon after a ketamine binge. This is a face that longs to roast but just can't
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
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It's believed we've lost the true name for bear in Germanic languages - "bear" roughly means "brown one," a euphemism used instead of the true name because it was believed that saying their true name would summon the bear.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's believed we've lost the true name for bear in Germanic languages - "bear" roughly means "brown one," a euphemism used instead of the true name because it was believed that saying their true name would summon the bear.
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
What a thread. Need a break from *gestures widely*? Curious about the hippo population in Colombia? Lake bacon? Crocodiles as teething rings? Do yourself a favor and just dive in*
*provided you can swim faster than 5 mph for an extended period
*provided you can swim faster than 5 mph for an extended period
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
What a thread. Need a break from *gestures widely*? Curious about the hippo population in Colombia? Lake bacon? Crocodiles as teething rings? Do yourself a favor and just dive in*
*provided you can swim faster than 5 mph for an extended period
*provided you can swim faster than 5 mph for an extended period
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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vacant (1/2)
April 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
vacant (1/2)
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From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning:
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
From a statement from faith leaders at Broadview this morning:
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
"God does not bless cages. God does not sanction abductions. God demands freedom."
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
You guys remember that brief shining moment when you could look up some obscure movie in the VideoHound Retriever & order the DVD from Netflix and you could watch any damn thing you wanted without having to sign up for data thieving service
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You guys remember that brief shining moment when you could look up some obscure movie in the VideoHound Retriever & order the DVD from Netflix and you could watch any damn thing you wanted without having to sign up for data thieving service
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