Joe McDwyer
@bitoredbhoy.bsky.social
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€6 billion to pump top quality Tipperary water across the country to the Dubs!!! And what do you think they are going to do with it??? Boil fucking sausages in it
Fucking savages.
Fucking savages.
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
€6 billion to pump top quality Tipperary water across the country to the Dubs!!! And what do you think they are going to do with it??? Boil fucking sausages in it
Fucking savages.
Fucking savages.
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We know these people can’t imagine. That’s the problem.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We know these people can’t imagine. That’s the problem.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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Joyce Carol Oates put it better.
I'm not saying that the world's first trillionaire is a miserable git but there's no love, beauty, joy, enthusiasm, silliness or fun in his social media feed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Joyce Carol Oates put it better.
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I’m particularly angry today with all those people who attacked us for daring to challenge Laura Kuenssberg, implying we were misogynistic and unfair.
No.
She, together with Peston et al, played a key role in Boris Johnson’s ‘success’.
No.
She, together with Peston et al, played a key role in Boris Johnson’s ‘success’.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’m particularly angry today with all those people who attacked us for daring to challenge Laura Kuenssberg, implying we were misogynistic and unfair.
No.
She, together with Peston et al, played a key role in Boris Johnson’s ‘success’.
No.
She, together with Peston et al, played a key role in Boris Johnson’s ‘success’.
Every time I rewatch tonight's winner, and I've watched it a lot, seeing Mikey Johnston slide into Troy's head in the celebrations puts the heart crossways in me. #COYBIG
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every time I rewatch tonight's winner, and I've watched it a lot, seeing Mikey Johnston slide into Troy's head in the celebrations puts the heart crossways in me. #COYBIG
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We need a combination of the courage of Richard Dunne in Moscow and the jammieness of Packie Bonner in Stuttgart for this second half 🙏🏻#COYBIG
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We need a combination of the courage of Richard Dunne in Moscow and the jammieness of Packie Bonner in Stuttgart for this second half 🙏🏻#COYBIG
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Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr
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Not so sure about this White House tour - Press Secretary looks like she's had a rough one
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Not so sure about this White House tour - Press Secretary looks like she's had a rough one
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I'm just asking questions.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm just asking questions.
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Within the next decade a billionaire will die in a space accident, and it will be the greatest day on the internet in history. I have memes prepared.
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Within the next decade a billionaire will die in a space accident, and it will be the greatest day on the internet in history. I have memes prepared.
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Ivan Yates becomes the first middle aged white guy to fail at podcasting, in keeping with being the first bookie ever to go bankrupt
Broadcaster Ivan Yates will no longer present a political podcast with Matt Cooper after it emerged that Mr Yates had not disclosed his work advising Fianna Fáil during the Presidential Election
Yates exits podcast after not sharing FF election work
Broadcaster Ivan Yates will no longer present a political podcast with Matt Cooper after it emerged that Mr Yates had not disclosed his work advising Fianna Fáil during the Presidential Election.
www.rte.ie
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ivan Yates becomes the first middle aged white guy to fail at podcasting, in keeping with being the first bookie ever to go bankrupt
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Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, as they do every night, pitiless and unstoppable, silent witnesses to our inevitable decay.
March 30, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, as they do every night, pitiless and unstoppable, silent witnesses to our inevitable decay.
That Man City kit today! There should be 116 charges.
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That Man City kit today! There should be 116 charges.
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I’ve a piece in the Financial Times magazine about the stuff I’ve learned from singing sessions www.ft.com/content/3954...
What I learnt from Irish folk singing sessions
Fame means nothing; sing for the room you’re in; slow down and listen. Patrick Freyne’s lyrical lessons for life
www.ft.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ve a piece in the Financial Times magazine about the stuff I’ve learned from singing sessions www.ft.com/content/3954...
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Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sky News is platforming a guy who says he's from a Jewish Aston Villa supporters group, but it turns out that the guy a) isn't Jewish, b) the group doesn't exist, and c) he works for the right wing Henry Jackson Society, whose website says he 'specialises in disinformation'. Well, quite.
"Um eh erm um let me be clear um erm can I just say errrrr um ah"
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Um eh erm um let me be clear um erm can I just say errrrr um ah"
One of our eldest's first words was 'shhhhheeeeeeeee-it'
If your children are speaking with American accents, they're having too much screen time.
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
One of our eldest's first words was 'shhhhheeeeeeeee-it'
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
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September 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This was a word AND he cussed 😂
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