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billiebudd.bsky.social
fruit goblin
@billiebudd.bsky.social
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🔞 the van1lla_v1lla1n of olde. in a number of fandoms half dormantly. weak & weird; they; 32. https://billie-budd.carrd.co/
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I don’t actually know if cats can spread colds to humans but my cat snuggled up on my pillow and sneezed in my face all night and now I have a sore throat soooo
💀💀💀 then they’re the perfect person for the job lol
hahaha they said they hadn't actually watched it! but still.. we are Known in certain segments of the world..
the question is how explicitly do i want to roast them in this email.
I just got this email from the deeply conservative Christian school I attended growing up and I feel I have the opportunity to do something so fucking funny
can't stress to you enough that i very specifically DID NOT MENTION the terror at all in my initial message a;sldfh
i reached out to a developmental editor about helping me rework one of my fics which i referred to as "off-the-rails fanfiction of an actual historical event" and they said "yes i'm familiar with the terror fandom" 💀💀💀
i'm preparing to have my soul flensed and removed from my body
jk they also agreed to do an edit for me so i guess i'm being edited now, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers
i reached out to a developmental editor about helping me rework one of my fics which i referred to as "off-the-rails fanfiction of an actual historical event" and they said "yes i'm familiar with the terror fandom" 💀💀💀
my brother called me to accuse me (accurately) of colluding with my wife in the fantasy football league. he was like "you know everyone can see your trades, right?" and i was like yes? i just no longer find your white picket fence notions of respectability compelling?
this is such a pretty moodboard!
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there are instances where, after the lapse of many hours or several days, the sunken whale again rises, more buoyant than in life
nothing like waking up to some good old fashioned reylo hysteria
Man TROS fundamentally altered how I engage with fandom. Canonicity? Never knew her, never needed her.
Yes indeed. Adam Driver said in an interview with the AP that he and Steven Soderbergh put together the basis for a whole Star Wars movie to follow up on the Kylo Ren storyline, which Bob Iger nixed because he ~couldn’t see how Ben Solo wasn’t dead~
amazing (truly) that an ostensibly complete media property is still creating social media events years after its bellyflop final installment. history at its most benignly infuriating.
thrilled to be present for Reylo Resurgence 2025
(especially coming from a family of men who have subzero communication skills)
I cat-sit for this single retired guy who fucking ADORES his cat and gets super nervous about traveling. He updates me when he’s packing like multiple days before his trip, updates me on his flights, checks in via text at least once a day. It’s unbelievably wholesome.
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TRANS WEREWOLF 🌙
4x6" lino on bristol
available on my kofi, details in 🧵
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”