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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 39m

I don’t actually know if cats can spread colds to humans but my cat snuggled up on my pillow and sneezed in my face all night and now I have a sore throat soooo

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 18h

💀💀💀 then they’re the perfect person for the job lol

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 18h

hahaha they said they hadn't actually watched it! but still.. we are Known in certain segments of the world..

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 18h

the question is how explicitly do i want to roast them in this email.

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 18h

I just got this email from the deeply conservative Christian school I attended growing up and I feel I have the opportunity to do something so fucking funny

I am the Director of Alumni Engagement at ———. We are reaching out to as many alumni as possible to update our records. If you have a minute, would you mind answering a few questions?
1. Where did you attend college, and what is your degree?
2. What is a good phone number for you?
3. Where do you work, and what is your role?
4. What did ——— do well when you attended
here?

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 18h

can't stress to you enough that i very specifically DID NOT MENTION the terror at all in my initial message a;sldfh

fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 19h

i reached out to a developmental editor about helping me rework one of my fics which i referred to as "off-the-rails fanfiction of an actual historical event" and they said "yes i'm familiar with the terror fandom" 💀💀💀

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 19h

i'm preparing to have my soul flensed and removed from my body

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 19h

jk they also agreed to do an edit for me so i guess i'm being edited now, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 19h

BYE

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 19h

i reached out to a developmental editor about helping me rework one of my fics which i referred to as "off-the-rails fanfiction of an actual historical event" and they said "yes i'm familiar with the terror fandom" 💀💀💀

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

my brother called me to accuse me (accurately) of colluding with my wife in the fantasy football league. he was like "you know everyone can see your trades, right?" and i was like yes? i just no longer find your white picket fence notions of respectability compelling?

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

this is such a pretty moodboard!

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

lrt: this, too, is reylo

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

there are instances where, after the lapse of many hours or several days, the sunken whale again rises, more buoyant than in life

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

nothing like waking up to some good old fashioned reylo hysteria

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

Man TROS fundamentally altered how I engage with fandom. Canonicity? Never knew her, never needed her.

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d

Oh hell yeah!

the White House's east wing facade being torn down with a "Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" sign hanging up

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

😔

Adam Driver on Jarmusch, 'Star Wars' and putting filmmakers first
In an interview with The Associated Press, Adam Driver says he developed a Kylo Ren "Star Wars" movie that would have been directed by Steven Soderbergh.

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

Yes indeed. Adam Driver said in an interview with the AP that he and Steven Soderbergh put together the basis for a whole Star Wars movie to follow up on the Kylo Ren storyline, which Bob Iger nixed because he ~couldn’t see how Ben Solo wasn’t dead~

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

amazing (truly) that an ostensibly complete media property is still creating social media events years after its bellyflop final installment. history at its most benignly infuriating.

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 1d

thrilled to be present for Reylo Resurgence 2025

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 2d

(especially coming from a family of men who have subzero communication skills)

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fruit goblin @billiebudd.bsky.social · 2d

I cat-sit for this single retired guy who fucking ADORES his cat and gets super nervous about traveling. He updates me when he’s packing like multiple days before his trip, updates me on his flights, checks in via text at least once a day. It’s unbelievably wholesome.

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JOHNNY is drawing @jxthics.bsky.social · 2d

TRANS WEREWOLF 🌙
4x6" lino on bristol
available on my kofi, details in 🧵

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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 2d

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

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