Bill Compton 🌀
@billcompton.com
Actor, Director, Designer & Photographer. Currently appearing as a Father at home (including some matinées)
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've followed a tap dancing group on Instagram.
I'm not interested in the content - I'm only in it for the clicks.
I'm not interested in the content - I'm only in it for the clicks.
August 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I've followed a tap dancing group on Instagram.
I'm not interested in the content - I'm only in it for the clicks.
I'm not interested in the content - I'm only in it for the clicks.
Red wine, white wine or a G&T?
August 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Red wine, white wine or a G&T?
Apologies for the weather. We got our garden furniture out last weekend.
June 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Apologies for the weather. We got our garden furniture out last weekend.
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I see a lot of people are watching Conclave, but did you know there is a sequel which shows things from an completely opposite angle? It's called Convexed. #Pope
April 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I see a lot of people are watching Conclave, but did you know there is a sequel which shows things from an completely opposite angle? It's called Convexed. #Pope
JD Vance just did for the Pope what Liz Truss did for the Queen. #LastHandshake
April 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
JD Vance just did for the Pope what Liz Truss did for the Queen. #LastHandshake
It's always wise to get your food labelling right when you share your house with other people.
#Easter #Chocolate
#Easter #Chocolate
April 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's always wise to get your food labelling right when you share your house with other people.
#Easter #Chocolate
#Easter #Chocolate
The Easter Bunny has come! Now don't overdo it today kids, or tomorrow the Keister Bunny will be paying you a visit... and probably whilst you are still asleep #Chocolate
April 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The Easter Bunny has come! Now don't overdo it today kids, or tomorrow the Keister Bunny will be paying you a visit... and probably whilst you are still asleep #Chocolate
By far, one of the best Doctor Who episodes, ever. Incredibly clever, packed with humour and heart, and breaks all the rules. Absolutely joyous. No spoilers.
Doctor Who, Season 2: 2. Lux: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002b8rr
Doctor Who, Season 2: 2. Lux: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002b8rr
Doctor Who - Season 2: 2. Lux
The Doctor's quest to get Belinda home takes the Tardis to Miami in 1952, where an abandoned cinema is hiding a terrifying secret. Can the Doctor uncover Lux's power?
www.bbc.co.uk
April 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
By far, one of the best Doctor Who episodes, ever. Incredibly clever, packed with humour and heart, and breaks all the rules. Absolutely joyous. No spoilers.
Doctor Who, Season 2: 2. Lux: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002b8rr
Doctor Who, Season 2: 2. Lux: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002b8rr
M25 J10-11 fully closed for the last time? Let's hope so.
March 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
M25 J10-11 fully closed for the last time? Let's hope so.
Dilemma of the day. Do you bury a dead stick insect horizontally or vertically? Face up, or face down?
February 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dilemma of the day. Do you bury a dead stick insect horizontally or vertically? Face up, or face down?
We should remove 24 letters of the alphabet.
Then it would just be easy.
Then it would just be easy.
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
We should remove 24 letters of the alphabet.
Then it would just be easy.
Then it would just be easy.
Embarrassing story. One of the pitfalls of being an actor. I was recognised earlier whilst walking through the High Street. Minding my own business and staring at my phone when... it unlocked.
January 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Embarrassing story. One of the pitfalls of being an actor. I was recognised earlier whilst walking through the High Street. Minding my own business and staring at my phone when... it unlocked.
It's Monday afternoon already? The week is practically over. I'm going back to bed.
January 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's Monday afternoon already? The week is practically over. I'm going back to bed.
Three spare puzzle pieces for sale. No time wasters.
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Three spare puzzle pieces for sale. No time wasters.
"Unconditional discharge" is also the phrase I like to use to describe Mr Trump.
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Unconditional discharge" is also the phrase I like to use to describe Mr Trump.
DINGBATS - you have to try and work out the famous phrase or saying in under a minute. Our 8 year-old daughter's guess? "Panini Hole". Winner.
January 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
DINGBATS - you have to try and work out the famous phrase or saying in under a minute. Our 8 year-old daughter's guess? "Panini Hole". Winner.
Alarm goes off.
Wake up.
Need a piss.
Wash hands.
Make a coffee.
Need a shit.
Wash hands.
Make breakfast.
Need a shower.
Get dressed.
Busiest 15 minutes of the day.
Wake up.
Need a piss.
Wash hands.
Make a coffee.
Need a shit.
Wash hands.
Make breakfast.
Need a shower.
Get dressed.
Busiest 15 minutes of the day.
January 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Alarm goes off.
Wake up.
Need a piss.
Wash hands.
Make a coffee.
Need a shit.
Wash hands.
Make breakfast.
Need a shower.
Get dressed.
Busiest 15 minutes of the day.
Wake up.
Need a piss.
Wash hands.
Make a coffee.
Need a shit.
Wash hands.
Make breakfast.
Need a shower.
Get dressed.
Busiest 15 minutes of the day.
A trip to A&E should get that bad boy back from the dark.
Eventually there’s a stage in every person’s life where their pogo stick turns into a pogone stick and they never see it again.
January 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A trip to A&E should get that bad boy back from the dark.
Without a dude, we all know who will be coming first, and serving first.
January 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Without a dude, we all know who will be coming first, and serving first.
Up or off?
I can’t control anyone else’s stupid. I can only control my own stupid, and even that’s a toss up
January 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Up or off?
Unless they are made of paper... and flushed down the toilet
People are not disposable.
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Unless they are made of paper... and flushed down the toilet
There is definitely something fishy going on
prawn bots
January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There is definitely something fishy going on