Bill Compton 🌀
@billcompton.com
Actor, Director, Designer & Photographer. Currently appearing as a Father at home (including some matinées)
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Red wine, white wine or a G&T?
August 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Red wine, white wine or a G&T?
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's always wise to get your food labelling right when you share your house with other people.
#Easter #Chocolate
#Easter #Chocolate
April 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's always wise to get your food labelling right when you share your house with other people.
#Easter #Chocolate
#Easter #Chocolate
M25 J10-11 fully closed for the last time? Let's hope so.
March 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
M25 J10-11 fully closed for the last time? Let's hope so.
Three spare puzzle pieces for sale. No time wasters.
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Three spare puzzle pieces for sale. No time wasters.
DINGBATS - you have to try and work out the famous phrase or saying in under a minute. Our 8 year-old daughter's guess? "Panini Hole". Winner.
January 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
DINGBATS - you have to try and work out the famous phrase or saying in under a minute. Our 8 year-old daughter's guess? "Panini Hole". Winner.
I'm not saying the meeting I was just in was boring or tedious, but at the start of it, these were all blunt.
January 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm not saying the meeting I was just in was boring or tedious, but at the start of it, these were all blunt.
Been rewatching the (original) UK version of Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes. I'd forgotten what quality must-see television (that had a proper series finale) was like. Now, all we get is streamers tripe, with half a story and then it's cancelled. Bring back Sam Tyler, Alex Drake and the Gene Genie.
January 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Been rewatching the (original) UK version of Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes. I'd forgotten what quality must-see television (that had a proper series finale) was like. Now, all we get is streamers tripe, with half a story and then it's cancelled. Bring back Sam Tyler, Alex Drake and the Gene Genie.
So that when it's over, your ass will look like it's been griddled.
January 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So that when it's over, your ass will look like it's been griddled.
January 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
December 26, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Last minute present for the wife. What could go wrong?
December 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Last minute present for the wife. What could go wrong?
Did Rover shit on the floor again? Fire that little fucker across the room.
December 24, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Did Rover shit on the floor again? Fire that little fucker across the room.
If anyone asks, this is why I love Bluesky. Over and out.
December 19, 2024 at 8:25 PM
If anyone asks, this is why I love Bluesky. Over and out.
Not sure this is going to be up to the same standard without Sid James and Barbara Windsor.
December 9, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Not sure this is going to be up to the same standard without Sid James and Barbara Windsor.
It's up, and so are the kids. Time to 'correct' the decorations.
December 1, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It's up, and so are the kids. Time to 'correct' the decorations.
Sauce of the Gods, if the Gods were made from grapes, stamped upon and fermented.
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Sauce of the Gods, if the Gods were made from grapes, stamped upon and fermented.
Ding dong merrily, I'm high. #JustAddChristmas #InstantNoodles
December 1, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Ding dong merrily, I'm high. #JustAddChristmas #InstantNoodles
Whose cat is this? Have taken it to the vet but he says it hasn't been chipped.
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Whose cat is this? Have taken it to the vet but he says it hasn't been chipped.
This is it, it's my chance to gain loads of followers! The Discover feed is down, so you can all find me on the... Discov... Ah, bollocks.
November 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
This is it, it's my chance to gain loads of followers! The Discover feed is down, so you can all find me on the... Discov... Ah, bollocks.
It's Hot Dog dressing. They have a sauce for everything in Norway.
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
It's Hot Dog dressing. They have a sauce for everything in Norway.
