Bike Soup and Pie-son
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Bike Soup and Pie-son
@biketyson.bsky.social
Really cool. And funny. And smart. And cool.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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at the monarch butterfly fuck party in mexico and you’re not gonna believe this, guy next to me is wearing a wire
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You can use this to your advantage. It's never been easier to sneak a live snake onto a plane.
these zootopia airport security bins have now twice tricked me into believing I accidentally left stuff in the tray
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.

And trans lives are grounded in reality.

We see y'all. No matter what.

www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I don't even like this damn cat that much
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We had a guy come who sold this toy that was a big padded stick that you throw and catch. And I can't for the life of me remember the name. He had polio and that was part of it, because you had to stand still and throw to your friend and they had to catch the stick/pole in the right spot.
Did you guys also repeatedly have traveling yoyo salesmen perform at your elementary schools, or was my superintendent bought up by big yoyo?
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think the cats got to them. And my coffee maker stopped working. I think I'll go cry now.
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Joan Jett voice: I love nog n' rolls!
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Things you can say in the kitchen and the bedroom: I love that yeasty smell.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
There Will Be Nog
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.

By David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reading it in this voice
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump is a real piece of shit, but I did laugh when I saw the picture of the autopen.
podcaster occupied government
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Guys I am not in the Christmas spirit. This year has been tough. I am poor. I am exhausted. I feel like I don't have time for my kids or for myself. And I'm just gonna put it out there into the void because I don't know what else to do right now.
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Tomorrow my kid's school is doing "cozy sweater day." Can't go wrong with a cozy sweater in mid-December.
Ope!
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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MIKE JOHNSON'S SON: dad I just got a notification, what's up
MIKE JOHNSON: it's not my fault, son, I'm stuck in someone else's fantasy where I'm the cuck
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Few. The Proud.
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Snow day Friday, snow day Monday, 2 hour delay today and then after only an hour at school I get called to pick up my kid because she has lice.
As of Thursday I was almost caught up at work. So much for that.
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I have several turn-ons (i.e. knowing when to use "i.e." and "e.g." and breaking the rules)
My turn ons include knowing the difference between and thus when to use "i.e." and "e.g.".
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is true. In 2005 Indiana increased the speed limit on most interstates to 70 mph, ending most speeding. It also decreased the lethality of any crashes that happened at 70 mph.
If you increase the limits then by definition they won't, and we both get what we want.
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I so desperately need a day off to myself. Or even just half a day. No work, no kids, no chores in the house.
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM