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Bike Soup and Pie-son
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Really cool. And funny. And smart. And cool.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I don't even like this damn cat that much
Tabby cat with white paws stretched slightly and sleeping on the lap of a man in khakis and brown sweater. Tabby cat with white paws now curled up on the same khaki lap this time with his head twisted so the top of her head is on my stomach
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I think the cats got to them. And my coffee maker stopped working. I think I'll go cry now.
Yeast rolls in a pan. The tops of 4 of them have been pulled off by some means.
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Joan Jett voice: I love nog n' rolls!
Eggnog in a pot. It is slightly bubbly. Buttered yeast rolls cheek to cheek in a pan. They are glistening and lit from the side, casting some shadow across them. They look delicious I think.
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Things you can say in the kitchen and the bedroom: I love that yeasty smell.
Big ball of bread dough in a clear bowl in a counter.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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There Will Be Nog
Nog Top down shot of a sauce pan on a stove. Inside is milk with ground cinnamon and nutmeg floating on top. Egg 6 egg yolks in a clear bowl sitting on a fake granite (i guess) countertop.
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Reading it in this voice
Gonzo as Charles Dickens and Rizzo from The Muppet Christmas Carol
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Tomorrow my kid's school is doing "cozy sweater day." Can't go wrong with a cozy sweater in mid-December.
Ope!
Weather forecast for tomorrow showing a 100% chance of rain and a high of 57°
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I made all this. And you like it.
Still from The Twilight Zone episode titled "It's a Good Life." The shot is black and white. A young boy is pointing just beyond the camera and squinting his eyes slightly. I believe in this moment he is cursing an adult who complained. Either by sending them away or turning them into a jack in the box.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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The Few. The Proud.
An elf or gnome sculpture a foot or so tall on a shelf in a store. He is dressed in Marine Corps dress blues but with a tall pointed hat with a brim in the front. He is has all white hair including eyebrows. He has a big bushy mustache and a full beard that reaches nearly to his belt. He is standing on a rock with the US Marine Corps emblem on it.
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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But when I'm feeling grumpy about playing outside I think about this comic strip. (And don't think about how often Calvin is outside playing all by himself)
Calvin and Hobbes Sunday strip in color. The first panel shows snow outside the window and Calvin running excitedly. Then Calvin puts on his snow things and goes to ask his dad to come play outside. But, dad is busy with work and Calvin leaves, looking sad. The next few panels show dad getting bored, then looking out the window, then leaving the table. Next shows dad coming outside to play with an excited Calvin followed by the two in silhouette in the distance building a snowman. The final panel shows dad sitting at his desk again. The window is dark and the moon is out. Calvin's mom is lifting Calvin, who is dressed in pajamas, to kiss his dad goodnight.
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I'm sorry. What??
From Wikipedia: "The Quad Cities is a region of five cities (originally Tri-Cities, later four; see § History)
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Movie poster for The Rocketeer
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I 100% plan to make this for Christmas
Ad from an old magazine. At the top in fun red letters it says GO FANCY FOR THE HOLIDAYS below it says Fruit Cocktail Eggnog Pie Make it with KNOX GELATINE Canned Fruit Cocktail Your Dairy's Prepared Eggnog Betty Cricker Homogenized Pie Crust Mix Below those words is a slice of pie with Eggnog gelatine filling with classic fruit Cocktail suspended inside. It looks insane and amazing. Below the picture is the recipe for this amazing classic treat.
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Dad is cold-blooded
Screenshot of a text from "Dad New" OSU kicker gets the game ball
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Need to take my daughter to her friend's house, but Dustyn has other ideas
Tortoise shell cat laying on a man's lap and across his right arm. The man is wearing a green shirt, sitting in an armchair. The picture is taken from behind the cat. Same cat and man, but this time the picture is of the cat's face and front paws as it stretches across the man's arm.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Saw the headline and thought, "this is probably bad, actually," and was immediately proven right.
Govern Braun Announces "Family First Workplace" Policy to Suppoet Working Families INDIANAPOLIS – Today, Indiana Governor Mike Braun announced the launch of Family First Workplace initiative, a new family-focused program that allows eligible state employees to bring their infants to work during the first six months of life.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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She's got the right idea
Tortoise shell cat sleeping on my bed with her head against my leg.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Pumpkin pie time
Pumpkin pie filling cooking up A pot full of pumpkin pie filling about to be added to pies Pumpkin pie fresh out of the oven. Don't look too closely. I don't think i tempered my eggs properly.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Yall up making food for today?
This is last night's work
Child's hands mixing up some butter and sugar. Using a fork because some of the brown sugar was dry and clumpy. Close up of several mint chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack Sliced and spiced apples in a pie shell ready to be covered. A finished apple pie cooling on a rack.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Folks
An apple pie in a white pie pan cooling on a wire rack. It looks pretty good if I do say so myself.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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This made me curious. Turns out my parents were trend followers.
Screenshot from SSA website showing the popularity of the name Timothy since 1980. It was ranked 20 in 1980 and gradually dropped down to rank 208 by 2024 Close up from the previous graph showing year 1982 and popularity rank 25
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I really love my library. Love that I can check out binoculars and puzzles and baking sets and table top games. And I love that I took my kids on Sunday and the workers at the kids desk said, "hey, did you see the beaver?"
A rescued beaver on a soft blanket on the floor between the legs of an adult. Two children kneel nearby. The beaver seems a bit worse for wear, but content.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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That face when you keep shitting in the house but you know they're not going to kick you out.
White Shiba inu dog lying on her side getting scratches under her front legs. She is turning her head and looking toward the camera with what appears to be a very happy face.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM