Don't know to what extent it's a "me" thing or a "guy" thing, but I always feel nosy when I ask questions. Even though it's just showing interest.

Insufferable cyclist FINALLY stops talking about his cross-country trip after bike is stolen.

Talking to my kids like, "look, times have been tough. I'd like to propose a structured settlement that would pay out your gifts over the course of the year."

Seeing a dog with an antler tied to his head twice: "there's a grinch in the matrix."

I made all this. And you like it.

Street parking in my college town is $1/hr. It's a steal. And apparently it's only $0.50/hr in the parking garages.